Ever Shagged A Rag Fan?

[rushts]

I shagged a bird who was into Kenny Rodgers once. I could tell you a really funny story about it but I can't be arsed.

 

[LWashington]

I shagged a bird who was into Kenny Rodgers once. I could tell you a really funny story about it but I can't be arsed.

Was her name Lucille?

 

[rushts]

I did unfortunately pleasure her from behind to this track.

 

[Len Rum]

The lesbian ex is a big rag.

Got her a city calendar for Xmas.

The lesbian ex?
Not enough information there mate.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Had a fling with a married rag (the female) a few years back.... knew her from 20 years before at work and bumped into her one day.... it was difficult on the job a few days after they won the Champs League against Chelsea a few minutes after she was going on about it....

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Was her name Lucille?

He wont tell us as everybody knows he is the coward of the county

 

[Len Rum]

No, but I have banged a Mormon and a Jehovas witness.

Those faiths are very closely related .
Did you establish the difference between the two?

 

[worsleyweb]

The lesbian ex?
Not enough information there mate.

Er I married a women. Had two kids with her and she decided after 3 years of marriage that she liked munching the carpet. Her bird makes pat butcher look like a Victoria's Secret model.

Great life event.

 

[LWashington]

I did unfortunately pleasure her from behind to this track.

Bit of A Gambler then?

 

[Barcon]

Those faiths are very closely related .
Did you establish the difference between the two?

Absolutely mate. The Jehova was young massive titted Greek girl named Angie and the Mormon was an old saggy titted Canadian hag named Terry.