Everton (A) - Sun 14th May, 14:00 | Pre-Match Thread

[malg]

Got the feeling Sky really want an Everton win today

A lot of the country will.

 

[kaz7]

finding it hard lovely? ;)

Nothing hard has visited me for years, lol

 

[RobinHood]

think he's right, if we can get a couple of goals up and depending on Evertons threat Pep can pull him off

And substitute him!!

 

[bugsyblue]

Oh my GGOOODDDD.....that's a shite team. We're fucked. We'll be lucky to get away with a defeat and in all honesty they'll put a dent in our goal difference column. I could cry after seeing that team. I'm off to put a tenner on arsenal winning the league - it's that bad. Real will definitely beat us, Chelsea will turn us over and the Rags must be pissing themselves at the confidence this'll give them for a Domestic Cup Double. Fucking no trophies for us this season. Haaland has fucking ruined this team. Poor.......

How did you manage to get the first dozen comments in the match day thread straight after Everton score when the game hasn’t even kicked off yet?!

 

[SamBlue]

Rodri " boss, ive lost half a leg, i dont think i can play" , Pep " play through it, oi Phillips, put your fucking tracksuit back on"

Rodri has only started once in the last 10 days so should be fine.

Rodri played 50+ games a season when he was with Atletico, so he'll be good.

 

[Keeper!]

Pep going all out for the title, lovely

 

[malg]

think he's right, if we can get a couple of goals up and depending on Evertons threat Pep can pull him off

 

[TinFoilHat]

What’s happened to Micah Richards’ fluctuating tone of voice when talking?

He sounds really odd. Never used to do it.

Maybe had some Sky Media training and hasn't perfected it?

Sky are very much scripted. Whilst on CBS he can be himself.

 

[MillisleBlue]

COME ON YOU BEAUTIFUL BLUE BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Not technically (or mathematically) true, but I’ll feel a lot more confident, knowing 1W1D1L will still deliver the title.

How did you work that out?