Everton (H) | Pre-Match Thread

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Everton team

Pickford - The VVD Slayer who ruined the season for LFC and is the real reason City won the league and not because City were boss.

Coleman - As mustard as the one he is named after

Mina - The one who keeps slipping over. Also checks everyone's hair as he is taller than other people. You know what I Mina

Godfrey - Fast as a greyhound. Great attitude, good skill...Me like him

Digne - Likes his tattoo's but can at least cross a ball

Sigurdsson - How I wish that Siggy played guitar and not football

Allan - Gets stuck in and also fronts the band 'Kid Creole and the Coconuts'.

Doucoure - A rare Everton player who can actually make things happen

Rodríguez - Pretty boy who walks around the pitch but has an amazing talent at times. Gets injured by a slight breeze

Richarlison - You just never know what player will turn up? But you can be sure you will get the sulking and the dancing pigeon

Calvert-Lewin - Mr Skinny legs who is good at headers

Subs

Davies - Hmmmn, still unsure?

Gomes - Looking like Bob Latchford does not make you Bob Latchford

Gbamin - Has anyone ever seen him? Is he a real person?

Keane - Or not so keen at times

Iwobi - AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH

Bernard - A let down

Holgate - A danger to his own team

Olsen - He is Swedish so he is cool

City must be terrified lol

Siggy Stardust?

 

[dadnlad]

kick everything above grass height tom davies will play

 

[mccity]

Can we include Pickford in the guard of honour? He's the only reason Liverpool didn't win the league after all.

 

[Navas >>| Fast Forward]

Who’s the bastard in the black on Sunday?
The are all cunts so guess it doesn’t matter. Agree 100% we should play a reserve team, fuck them, if it means we lose couldn’t give two shits. The big issue is referees allowing what amount to assault on our players, whilst the club work out a way to fix this long standing issue we will have to manage it ourselves.

Oliver so at least Ederson gets to practice saving penalties.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

I’m fully prepared for Pep to play Gundo vs Everton. He sometimes does that kind of insanity

 

[I am Irrefutable]

Oliver is ref for this.

 

[Cornish_Blue]

Please protect our CL ‘group’

 

[MAG]

Refs appointed ... and thread header updated (in first post as well):

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

The Not bothered option is how you feel about it. It's in no way a prediction!

 

[kaz7]

#ManCity have confirmed that after the #PL trophy lift and a lap of honour from the squad on Sunday afternoon, there will be a special farewell ceremony honouring Sergio Aguero