Everton Thread - 2022/23

[Georgian Maestro]

What a thoroughly uninspiring appointment

 

[super_city_si]

Dyche. Urgh, what a horrible appointment. He wont last 6 months

 

[Protein Junkie]

One of the biggest downsides to Everton's proposed new manager is that we'll have to put up with that gravel-voiced Dingle c*nt on the TV again.

Gravel voiced ? He often wins on aggregate.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

One of the biggest downsides to Everton's proposed new manager is that we'll have to put up with that gravel-voiced Dingle c*nt on the TV again.

Watch our post-match interviews on mute.

Our status as a banter club continues.

 

[super_city_si]

Saw a good post on twitter that if your final candidates are Bielsa and Dyche, then you really have no football plan/blueprint. Just making it up as they go along

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

A very very sad day for football if Dyche is to replace Lampard. Pub-league football with lots of brutal off-ball thuggery, time wasting tactics and a very real chance of an opposition player being maimed for life by one of Dyche's favourite type of player - 6'8", weighs about 35 stone, has all the guile and tactical awareness of a brain-damaged amoeba: probably spent some time in Broadmoor for crimes against existence, and has a lifetime supply of Brasso to keep the bolt through his neck nice and shiny.

Oh, so you've seen Michael Keane?

 

[L4EV]

You won't go down m8, one thing Leeds has ability to score goals and a better goal difference than some of the others

Only a better GD of 6 ahead of Everton and they have half a season to bridge that. I’m 50/50 atm, think we have the squad to stay up especially with the January signings we’ve made but I don’t have much faith in Jesse Marsch and I feel we’ve fucked up a lot of winnable fixtures already.

 

[KS55]

Yup, park the bus and grow the grass to 9 inches.....Arsenal will be dodging squirrels on the pitch

And get the wrong kind of wind.

 

[shackattack]

The idea should be if Frank was the problem, that Dyche won't need to sign anyone as the players aren't the problem.

The players are a huge part of the problem. Always grates when they start to play for a new manager. Dyche will have his work cut out for sure, if he succeeds this season he might get another 12 months I guess. If he wants a longer contract than that I'd look elsewhere

 

[KS55]

Gravel voiced ? He often wins on aggregate.

He will cement Everton’s place in the Prem.
He’ll probably want to borrow Stones.