Everton Thread - 2022/23

[Vienna_70]

Dyche is a bloody good manager and he has given the players real belief on today's evidence. Long way to go and many clubs are in the relegation mix as it stands.

That result will also put a great deal of belief in the whole squad.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I wonder what excuse Klopp will use if we win. “Sean Dyche talked to my players and frightened them with his growling.”

Mo Salah can no longer listen to Joe Cocker as it gives him flashbacks

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Our women drew 0-0 with the ragettes and kept them off the top spot. It has been a good weekend.

 

[shackattack]

YOU are not confident? How do you think this Liverpool players are feeling? You got this one :)

I think dyche will not be intimidated by klopp in the slightest. Derbies rarely go to form but this is a poor and jaded liverpool squad. For once I might have a hint of optimism ahead of a Derby game

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Since the 1-1 draw at the Etihad :

Everton 1-4 Brighton
United 3-1 Everton
Everton 1-2 Southampton
West Ham 2-0 Everton

See, lampit Lampard, playing like a cup final and celebrating taking 2 points off us, you knackered your players out.

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you shite managers that come to the Etihad.
Keep your job safe and down your tools and let us have our 3pts and turn up against the rest :-)

See, Nathan Jones didnt take my advice now he’s jobless. You played out of your skin to beat us in the Carabo cup, knackered your players out and had a poor run and boom - job centre.

Do you hear me Unai Emery?

 

[Vienna_70]

Everton.

I don’t care how you do it.

Just win tomorrow night.

Personally, I don’t see how you could have a better chance. Your players will be full of confidence after last week, and we know theirs is practically zero.

Also, they’re fucked, both mentally and physically and Klippety has no plan B.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

I'm not as confident but I don't think we'll get hammered, put it that way. They're there for the taking and we really did look like a different team against Arsenal.

The main reason I'm not confident is because of how shite the reffing has been this weekend. Like, Lemina being sent off for being the third guy to go up to the ref? Chelsea being denied an obvious penalty? And Liverpool can and will cheat because they know they can, the cunts. I don't think we'll be getting many decisions in our favour. Remind me, how has Liverpool's home record been this season?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Tomorrow has got dodgy as fuck LiVARpool win written all over it.

I can't see Phyllis Pearce getting any decisions at the Stadio Giro

 

[chaddblue]

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Oh, it's that Twitter weirdo who's obsessed with Everton. He is beyond pathetic, I bet anything he's the guy behind all the hilarious Steaua Bucharest accounts as well. Only kopites call us 'the Ev' btw. None of our fans do.

Kopites on Twitter are one of the main reasons why I hate Liverpool. Always giving it the big one.