I'm beginning to think Bravo could catch the ball, turn around, hurl it into his own net, and still get selected the following week.
Are you sure he could catch it in the first place?
We had a few decent chances in the first half but couldn't force a good save from even one of them, and some good approach play in the second, but we are toothless up front and totally in-fucking-capable at the back.
Which fucking dickhead waved goodbye to Demichelis and Quim Mangler then only brought in Stones? Did anybody really think Vince would be fit all season? Fucking madness.
We've had forwards to choose from when we won the league: Sergio, Tevez, Dzeko and Mario in 2011-12 generally with two up top and scoring loads. Then Sergio, Dzeko, Jovetic, Negredo in 2013-14 again with two up top and scoring loads. So why the fuck did we go into this season with just Sergio and a youngster like Nacho?
Nolito and Gundogan aren't out and out strikers.
And the view was shite, but you already knew that as it was at Goodison. Pre-match pie and chips was the highlight of the trip.
Didn't notice many "dry your fanny" morons in the first 15-20 pages; perhaps they'll appear now it's full time in their game at the swamp.