Reminds me of an old joke........
Church of Healing... The pastor asks if anyone has an illness. One guy puts his hand up and says "I quarnt thalk propoh " and whats your name ? "Fwank " the pastor tells him to wait behind a screen. Another stands up on a pair of crutches the pastor asks his name "Johnny " The pastor again tells him to wait behind the screen. He then tells the congregation to pray. Short while later he calls out "Johnny throw away your crutches "and the crutches fly out from the side of the screen. He then calls out "Frank say something"......."Johnnys justh fell on hith arse"