Ex`s paybck

Cake said:
Not her revenge but mine, for not fucking off when I told her it was over.

I used to think my Ex was pretty intelligent until I wanted to end things with her and politely asked her to pack her stuff and fuck off thus ending a 4 yr relationship. Problem was she didn't really get it and kept coming back to the house night after night like we had never had the conversation and everything was normal (bar her sleeping on the sofa and the only thing I ever asked her was why was she still there), it was a really fucking weird situation and totally un-nerved me, I just wanted her gone.

After the 4th night of her coming back to the house I waited for her to go to work the next morning and put all her earthly belongings in black bags and took the round her parents who lived a few miles away - they asked what I was doing so I filled them in on the situation and them that their precious daughter would be needing all her clothes at their house fairly soon. I then took her rancid cats she inflicted on me to a cat sanctuary, got home and changed the lock barrells on the doors.

She came back to my house as she had been doing and when she couldn't get in I stuck my head out of the window and told her where her stuff was and where she would be able to find her mangy cats. I think reality hit as she sat on the driveway bawling her eyes out. I called her folks and asked the to take her away. Never seen or heard from her since.

Why don't women get the hint when its over!


brutal
 
Cake said:
Not her revenge but mine, for not fucking off when I told her it was over.

I used to think my Ex was pretty intelligent until I wanted to end things with her and politely asked her to pack her stuff and fuck off thus ending a 4 yr relationship. Problem was she didn't really get it and kept coming back to the house night after night like we had never had the conversation and everything was normal (bar her sleeping on the sofa and the only thing I ever asked her was why was she still there), it was a really fucking weird situation and totally un-nerved me, I just wanted her gone.

After the 4th night of her coming back to the house I waited for her to go to work the next morning and put all her earthly belongings in black bags and took the round her parents who lived a few miles away - they asked what I was doing so I filled them in on the situation and them that their precious daughter would be needing all her clothes at their house fairly soon. I then took her rancid cats she inflicted on me to a cat sanctuary, got home and changed the lock barrells on the doors.

She came back to my house as she had been doing and when she couldn't get in I stuck my head out of the window and told her where her stuff was and where she would be able to find her mangy cats. I think reality hit as she sat on the driveway bawling her eyes out. I called her folks and asked the to take her away. Never seen or heard from her since.

Why don't women get the hint when its over!

Put her mangy cats in a sanctuary........CLASS!
 
Cake said:
Not her revenge but mine, for not fucking off when I told her it was over.

I used to think my Ex was pretty intelligent until I wanted to end things with her and politely asked her to pack her stuff and fuck off thus ending a 4 yr relationship. Problem was she didn't really get it and kept coming back to the house night after night like we had never had the conversation and everything was normal (bar her sleeping on the sofa and the only thing I ever asked her was why was she still there), it was a really fucking weird situation and totally un-nerved me, I just wanted her gone.

After the 4th night of her coming back to the house I waited for her to go to work the next morning and put all her earthly belongings in black bags and took the round her parents who lived a few miles away - they asked what I was doing so I filled them in on the situation and them that their precious daughter would be needing all her clothes at their house fairly soon. I then took her rancid cats she inflicted on me to a cat sanctuary, got home and changed the lock barrells on the doors.

She came back to my house as she had been doing and when she couldn't get in I stuck my head out of the window and told her where her stuff was and where she would be able to find her mangy cats. I think reality hit as she sat on the driveway bawling her eyes out. I called her folks and asked the to take her away. Never seen or heard from her since.

Why don't women get the hint when its over!

You are well rid there mate she would have been hanging around forever if you didn't make a move.
 
CityChick said:
Cake said:
Not her revenge but mine, for not fucking off when I told her it was over.

I used to think my Ex was pretty intelligent until I wanted to end things with her and politely asked her to pack her stuff and fuck off thus ending a 4 yr relationship. Problem was she didn't really get it and kept coming back to the house night after night like we had never had the conversation and everything was normal (bar her sleeping on the sofa and the only thing I ever asked her was why was she still there), it was a really fucking weird situation and totally un-nerved me, I just wanted her gone.

After the 4th night of her coming back to the house I waited for her to go to work the next morning and put all her earthly belongings in black bags and took the round her parents who lived a few miles away - they asked what I was doing so I filled them in on the situation and them that their precious daughter would be needing all her clothes at their house fairly soon. I then took her rancid cats she inflicted on me to a cat sanctuary, got home and changed the lock barrells on the doors.

She came back to my house as she had been doing and when she couldn't get in I stuck my head out of the window and told her where her stuff was and where she would be able to find her mangy cats. I think reality hit as she sat on the driveway bawling her eyes out. I called her folks and asked the to take her away. Never seen or heard from her since.

Why don't women get the hint when its over!


brutal

Brutal yes but after having a 2 hour chat on the first night about wanting to end it and no I wasn't going to change my mind it just got a bit weird that she wouldn't go. The next morning she made my lunch to take to work and everything (didn't eat it just incase). The situation was beyond surreal!

Action needed to be taken.

-- Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:35 pm --

MikeBlue said:
Put her mangy cats in a sanctuary........CLASS!

Hated the things, asked her never to bring them into the house in the first place. Seemed kinder than letting them navigate their way to the bottom of the river in a sack though.<br /><br />-- Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:36 pm --<br /><br />
gaudinho's stolen car said:
You are well rid there mate she would have been hanging around forever if you didn't make a move.

Totally. I don't think her folks thought very highly of my actions though. Oh well.
 
An ex of mine approached my wife on her hen night and told her she was making the biggest mistake of her life and I was a complete bastard who would shag everything female that would let me and leave her within a year.

Some women are just bitter.
 
stony said:
An ex of mine approached my wife on her hen night and told her she was making the biggest mistake of her life and I was a complete bastard who would shag everything female that would let me and leave her within a year.

Some women are just bitter.

Admit it, its true isn't it and you are divorced now.....
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Cake said:
Totally. I don't think her folks thought very highly of my actions though. Oh well.

Yeah, because they had to put up with her again. When you say "cats", how many do you mean?

Three. Never wanted them. Hate Cats.

They clawed the living fuck out of my nice leather sofa and chair!
 
Cake said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Cake said:
Totally. I don't think her folks thought very highly of my actions though. Oh well.

Yeah, because they had to put up with her again. When you say "cats", how many do you mean?

Three. Never wanted them. Hate Cats.

They clawed the living fuck out of my nice leather sofa and chair!

you're not a big pussy fan. oh dear!
 
Cake said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Cake said:
Totally. I don't think her folks thought very highly of my actions though. Oh well.

Yeah, because they had to put up with her again. When you say "cats", how many do you mean?

Three. Never wanted them. Hate Cats.

They clawed the living fuck out of my nice leather sofa and chair!

I know hindsight is a wonderful thing, but the writing was on the wall when she wanted to move in with 3 cats. I suppose it's a lesson learned mate.<br /><br />-- Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:17 pm --<br /><br />
CityChick said:
Cake said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Yeah, because they had to put up with her again. When you say "cats", how many do you mean?

Three. Never wanted them. Hate Cats.

They clawed the living fuck out of my nice leather sofa and chair!

you're not a big pussy fan. oh dear!

Are you a pussy fan?
 

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