Examples of City boiling piss - help needed

A timeline since 2008:

You’ll never sign anyone good
You can’t buy success
Nobody cares about the FA cup, you’ll never win the league
You can’t win multiple trophies in a season
You’ll never win it back to back
You leave a paltry emotional impression on fans of other clubs
missed out emtptihad and got no fans
 
I’ve never seen that footage before, with all the fans doing the same hand sign as Mancini in the background.
i paid £550 for my season ticket that season 218
that monday night was worth it ten fold to be there
and after, qpr
is priceless.
 
My reply to empty seat jibes: "My seat wasn't empty. When did you last go to a game?" - Guaranteed to boil the piss of many rags and dippers.
Also, as used by a mate of mine to Emptihad comments: "How old are you" and when they reply he can usually respond "Fucking hell!! My season tickets is old than you". Little things, but it does boil piss.
And I'm quite sure 93:20 and the 95th minute against Gillingham upset a few.
My reply to “you can’t even fill your stadium “ is maybe but we can empty yours.
 
Obviously live in the States, but…

When people find out I’m a City fan (clothing, car plate, or them asking me where I’m from and if that means I’m a United fan, which gets a fake spit on the ground) and take pleasure in telling me they’re a United fan!

I always tell them “Of course you are, because you’re a foreigner! I’m from Manchester, where most City fans come from, not overseas where United fans suddenly became United fans because they were the big team when the Premier League was created for satellite and cable football to be broadcast worldwide!”

If they take it in good spirits, we can have a laugh from there, but if they start in on ANYTHING about City post-Mansour, I simply ask them to name a current starting line up for United! No-one can do it and has never failed, and always allows me the “Oh yeah, I can see you’re a BIG fan!!!”

That usually boils a bit of foreign piss!!
 

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