Examples of stupidity.

A friend of mine took his notoriously stupid as fuck girlfriend to Australia on holiday. He had changed a bit of currency to see through the first day and then they changed the rest once there. Examining the notes his bird says 'look at that. Doesnt their Queen look like ours'. Tired from the travelling, he said he could have slit her throat there and then
 
A friend of mine took his notoriously stupid as fuck girlfriend to Australia on holiday. He had changed a bit of currency to see through the first day and then they changed the rest once there. Examining the notes his bird says 'look at that. Doesnt their Queen look like ours'. Tired from the travelling, he said he could have slit her throat there and then
It’s not surprising, all the royals are related ;-)
 
I'm sure someone will correct me but dont some of Floridas rivers flow from the sea.
I make no claim to this in either its origin or veracity but upon first glance it looks plausible.

Actually, yes! Sort of.

There are no surface rivers on Earth that flow inland from the sea, although contrary to some answers here, such a river is merely extremely unlikely, not impossible.

In the tiny African country of Djibouti, across the Red Sea from Saudi Arabia, there is a little crater lake called Lake Assal. It lies 155m below sea level and is the saltiest lake anywhere in the world except Antarctica. It is, in fact, about ten times saltier than the ocean.

So how did Lake Assal become so salty? Simple: it is fed by seawater. It has no outflows. Water leaves it by evaporation only. And, not surprisingly, when you take salty water and evaporate water out of it, you get…saltier water.

Water from the Gulf of Tadjoura flows into deep underground aquifers, where it is heated by geothermal activity. This warm, salty seawater then flows out of hot springs near the lake, keeping it full despite the hot, arid climate that rapidly evaporates the lake's water. In short, unlike all sane lakes, Lake Assal was raised badly and never got the memo that water goes out of lakes and into the ocean.

Depending on your definition of “river,” you might call this aquifers-springs-lake system a system of rivers that flow from the sea towards (very low altitude) land.

Would it be possible for a similar water flow to exist on the surface and therefore be more recognizably a river? Yes, of course. The conditions that would make it possible are incredibly rare and complicated…but somewhere in the universe there is surely such a river.

You wouldn't be thinking of the tidal mangrove swamps would you?
 
I make no claim to this in either its origin or veracity but upon first glance it looks plausible.

Actually, yes! Sort of.

There are no surface rivers on Earth that flow inland from the sea, although contrary to some answers here, such a river is merely extremely unlikely, not impossible.

In the tiny African country of Djibouti, across the Red Sea from Saudi Arabia, there is a little crater lake called Lake Assal. It lies 155m below sea level and is the saltiest lake anywhere in the world except Antarctica. It is, in fact, about ten times saltier than the ocean.

So how did Lake Assal become so salty? Simple: it is fed by seawater. It has no outflows. Water leaves it by evaporation only. And, not surprisingly, when you take salty water and evaporate water out of it, you get…saltier water.

Water from the Gulf of Tadjoura flows into deep underground aquifers, where it is heated by geothermal activity. This warm, salty seawater then flows out of hot springs near the lake, keeping it full despite the hot, arid climate that rapidly evaporates the lake's water. In short, unlike all sane lakes, Lake Assal was raised badly and never got the memo that water goes out of lakes and into the ocean.

Depending on your definition of “river,” you might call this aquifers-springs-lake system a system of rivers that flow from the sea towards (very low altitude) land.

Would it be possible for a similar water flow to exist on the surface and therefore be more recognizably a river? Yes, of course. The conditions that would make it possible are incredibly rare and complicated…but somewhere in the universe there is surely such a river.

You wouldn't be thinking of the tidal mangrove swamps would you?
No, not mangrove swamps, aquifers, that's what I'm getting it mixed up with. Cheers.
 
There is a reason why it is called sea level.

Just sayin'

Well I agree, however, it's still sea level whether the tide's in or out and the difference between a high tide and a low tide can be the difference between rivers flowing into the sea or sea flowing into the river...or the height of a mountain at sea level would be lower at high tide and higher at low tide.
 
Well I agree, however, it's still sea level whether the tide's in or out and the difference between a high tide and a low tide can be the difference between rivers flowing into the sea or sea flowing into the river...or the height of a mountain at sea level would be lower at high tide and higher at low tide.
No, no and ergh no. The sea does not flow into a river. The tide may go into an area usually occupied by fresh water but it is not flowing, it is controlled by the moon and is tidal.
 
No, no and ergh no. The sea does not flow into a river. The tide may go into an area usually occupied by fresh water but it is not flowing, it is controlled by the moon and is tidal.
OK, so at what state of the tide in any part of the world do they use as absolute sea level, seeing as it is not a constant. There is an 8 mtr difference in the Bristol channel for instance. Slightly off topic but you get my drift.
 
A poster referred to Americans and full English breakfasts.

Anyone who's ever had a buffet breakfast in the US couldn't fail to notice the weird mixture of food items they put on the same plate. More than once people I've seen people piling on stuff like egg, bacon and sausage together with strawberries, kiwi fruit and melon, sometimes with a blob of whipped cream on top.

Having breakfast in a London hotel years ago I saw a woman order kippers. When they were brought to her the look on her face showed she didn't have a clue what they were and weren't what she was expecting. After a little hesitation she began spreading marmalade over them and tucked in.
 
Thats reminded me of a trip i had to Vegas a few years ago. We went for breakfast on the first morning in the Venetian and we were all sat down waiting to give our order. Our server was taking my brother in laws order who hadnt been to the states before. She asked him how he wanted his eggs cooking and he hesitated for a moment looking totally bemused. Responded after about 20 seconds of silence with 'medium rare please'. We were all in hysterics and the server tried to explain she wanted to know if he wanted fried, scrambled etc. Still take the piss out of him today about it.
My late father in law said that while we were having a family breakfast in Fort Lauderdale (except that he wanted them medium).
 
My other halfs mum a few years back walked straight into the patio doors pane of glass with an almighty bang. The doors even had a white frame and handles in the middle. 20 minutes later she did it again. Asked why she replied "oh i thought you had opened the door.
 
There's a video doing the rounds. Nice new Porsche approaches it's drive way, then stops. Not sure what the driver is doing but about 20 seconds later the car takes off, hits next doors Rangey then lands on top of a nice new Golf, eventually landing on its side.

An example of stupidity
 

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