Exclusive: shake up behind the scenes at City

[BillyMC]

Mr Cook will be in charge of catering
The Sheikh will run the cocktail bar
Mr Halford will mind the bikes parked on match day
Mr Mackintosh will be brought back to run the cloakroom
Mr Book will take over from Gary James
Mr Booth will run restaurant seating


I overheard this in a corporate urinal at WHL.

 

[BillyMC]

PS Tony Coton was interviewed for the cloakroom job.

 

[nelsons willie]

colin bell and francis lee will be bringing their newly formed dance troupe..
the sheik should like them as they are known as the
































bell lee dancers.. im sure i left my coat round here somewhere

 

[BillyMC]

Good work exiled indevon...lets get the pun boys out to play....makes a change from this hughes in out bollocks...

 

[masterwig]

Darius is going to set up a queueing system where fans can stock up on petroleum jelly.

It will be called the Vassel-line.

Elano will take over the women's underwear department of the club shop.

 

[BillyMC]

Ben Thatcher will be in charge of roof repairs
John Bond will run corporate investment
Jimmy Frizzel will run a fleet of burger vans

 

[masterwig]

Richard Edgehill will be guarding any cliffs.

 

[Ticket For Schalke]

Berti is in charge of hiring the one night only act!!!

 

[KieLad]

Joey Barton - Head of Refuge Collection


CTID

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Paul Power will be responsible for the lighting.
John Wardle for the medical facilities.
Chris Bird will be looking after Sheikh Mansour's falcons.
Kevin Hitchcock will be sorting out what goes on the big screens.


Eddie Niedzwiecki's been made redundant.