Exclusive: shake up behind the scenes at City

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Pity the convict bin-dippers gone,(not),as we could have had Barton Bridge - a notorious accident blackspot.
Danny Mills could give advice on obtaining money under false pretences.

 

[bizzbo]

Eddie Niedzwiecki's been made redundant.

WRONG

he's going to be director of scrabble

 

[Jnr Kisby]

Berti will be in charge of glaubel marketing

 

[Rob The Knob]

Vince Kompany will set up a dating agency for all the single players!!

 

[nelsons willie]

nick leeson will be the new accountant

 

[beano46]

Frank Clark will be in charge of filing the paperwork

 

[bizzbo]

Frank Clark will be in charge of filing the paperwork

a no-nonsense appointment

 

[Halfpenny]

Darius is going to set up a queueing system where fans can stock up on petroleum jelly.

It will be called the Vassel-line.

 

[bornblueegg]

Bellamys taking his girlfriend

 

[BillyMC]

Thaksin Sinawatra has been awarded the £19k a year job running City In The Community
Liam Gallagher Press Officer