F.A.O Garry Cook

[Pigeonho]

Cook... why did you have to kill Bambi's mum you bastard!

Yeah, and Simba's dad.

 

[ono]

Yeah Cook, Why did you have to go out and refer to City and United before quickly correcting yourself, and why the hell did you conduct Fergie's team talk for the Carling Cup semi's?

Oh wait...

 

[cant spell-dont care]

Why do you only sell your new elixia of life in cans, why couldnt you have bottled it ;)

 

[Pigeonho]

Its pissing down today, thanks Gary, you doom-merchant.

 

[jitsubluedan]

Doesn't he act as agent for Jedward as a sideline (or is that just an ugly rumour - he can't be THAT evil can he?!)

 

[Happy Feet]

Also you can take the blame for the lack of sausage & bean pasties at Greggs, BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[blue_paul]

I'm loving all your 'ironic humour' at this absolute plank, I find it amazing that so many of you defend him, the sooner we're shot of him the better.

NB: I don't care how much of a nice guy he was when you met him and NO this doesn't mean I want Peter Kenyon or any of the old regime back.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I'm loving all your 'ironic humour' at this absolute plank, I find it amazing that so many of you defend him, the sooner we're shot of him the better.

Don't be such an arse. We're having a laugh here. Join in.

 

[Layles]

just had 200 stolen out of my car while i was working (true story)

thanks gary...

 

[jonmcity]

Crashed my Car reversing out of a parking space. thinking about garry at the time, insurance claim on way to garry. promp payment please