F1 2025 Season

[TinFoilHat]

There's no rule about the gap on the formation lap.
The 10 car length only applies when behind a safety car

I was pointing out how Max is getting into Nando's heads using every legal lever available to him.

That's what puts him as the best driver on the grid wether I like it or not. And it would t surprise me if he did win the title because of McClaren's playing by their rules of fairness.

He's got the **** gene that the majority of drivers don't have. Hence his success.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Norris looking a bit off it in FP1 but nobody looks great tbh. Track looks exactly what it is - a motorway in the middle of the desert that’s used once a year and is otherwise left to rot covered in sand.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Looks like McLaren made a couple of setup tweaks to the rear suspension, McLaren 1+2 now in FP1. Max down in 6th.

Track limits going to play a role in qualifying and sprint, everyone keeps sliding wide, fuck all grip on this circuit at all, they’re all looking like they’re driving round on 20 quid part worn Chinese ditch finders.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Max is wrecking that plank, spaffing wood shaving and sparks everywhere.

Not sure what the rules are on plank wear in sprint qualifying?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Max being investigated for impeding Norris in SQ1.

He’ll get away with it but he’s playing **** games already.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Max being investigated for impeding Norris in SQ1.

He’ll get away with it but he’s playing **** games already.

He has got away with it.

Playing with the minds of McClaren. Are they mentally tough enough not to fall for it?

Toto doesn't give a fuck and calls RB the one car team.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

This is bent as fuck.

Max’s car was chucking up sparks and plank dust and going all over the place yesterday, they’ve not been allowed to touch it and all of a sudden he’s the fastest car on the track now with no signs of the floor scraping all over the place.

If I was a conspiracy theorist I’d say they’d illegally fucked with that suspension overnight.

 

[Pancake Arse]

This is bent as fuck.

Max’s car was chucking up sparks and plank dust and going all over the place yesterday, they’ve not been allowed to touch it and all of a sudden he’s the fastest car on the track now with no signs of the floor scraping all over the place.

If I was a conspiracy theorist I’d say they’d illegally fucked with that suspension overnight.

You really are a sad individual

 

[BlueTG]

This is bent as fuck.

Max’s car was chucking up sparks and plank dust and going all over the place yesterday, they’ve not been allowed to touch it and all of a sudden he’s the fastest car on the track now with no signs of the floor scraping all over the place.

If I was a conspiracy theorist I’d say they’d illegally fucked with that suspension overnight.

What was bent about it then? Considering his car was all over the place again and he couldn’t lay a glove on P3 and his car was sparking again.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

What was bent about it then? Considering his car was all over the place again and he couldn’t lay a glove on P3 and his car was sparking again.

Fair enough I was being a bit premature. Max cooked his tyres too early trying to get past Norris.

Still nowhere near the amount of smashing the floor against the track as he had in qualifying though.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I’m a Lando fan but well done to Oscar so far this weekend.

He seems a nice lad and it’s good to see him with a bit of confidence again.

Nice clean fight between the McLaren lads in qualifying and tomorrow please, hoping they can end Verstappen’s hopes tomorrow.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Can’t get rid of this fucking ****.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Is he passing comments on something else he knows fuck all about?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Is he passing comments on something else he knows fuck all about?

Safe to say yes but no idea exactly what. I immediately muted it, grabbed a beer from the fridge and did some hoovering before the Mrs gets home haha.

Think he’s fucked off now thank Christ

 

[discopop]

Norris in big heap shit trouble at tomorrows start.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Norris in big heap shit trouble at tomorrows start.

Weird take.

He finishes third tomorrow and third next week and he’s champion.

Norris isn’t the one that needs to go balls out and take unnecessary risks.

 

[crooky]

Going by that shit show of a Sprint Race it'll be Piastri winning, Max second when he does Norris on lap 1 and Norris third.

They'll be a dozen overtakes after the first lap if we're lucky.

 

[discopop]

Weird take.

He finishes third tomorrow and third next week and he’s champion.

Norris isn’t the one that needs to go balls out and take unnecessary risks.

He’s got Max behind him who let’s face it won’t be giving two fucks as its only chance of winning the title and Lando isn’t always the best off the line

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Going by that shit show of a Sprint Race it'll be Piastri winning, Max second when he does Norris on lap 1 and Norris third.

They'll be a dozen overtakes after the first lap if we're lucky.

Tbh I think they’ll all be fine with that.

It’ll make for a boring race but for the drivers that would be an acceptable result for all of them.

Norris just needs to avoid any unnecessary risks, he doesn’t really need to fight for the last .1% like Oscar and Max do at the moment. He just needs to stay in the top 3 and avoid trouble.

 

[crooky]

Tbh I think they’ll all be fine with that.

It’ll make for a boring race but for the drivers that would be an acceptable result for all of them.

Norris just needs to avoid any unnecessary risks, he doesn’t really need to fight for the last .1% like Oscar and Max do at the moment. He just needs to stay in the top 3 and avoid trouble.

Absolutely. 3rd in the final round would secure Norris the title then. So I'd be quite content with that.