FA Cup Games | Quarter-Finals | 16/17 Mar '24

[TinFoilHat]

Extra time and pens, exhaust the dippers and get some injuries during the international break.

Klopp will pull all his players out saying they're "tired".

Waistcoat will make sure our boys play both meaningless matches to the bitter end. No doubt fucking Stones as usual who has to play his own game as well as cover Slabby.

 

[Blu1]

Oh dear sad cafe not happy with gashy lol

 

[BlueAnorak]

And Rashford had the world at his feet to become a hero and he put it past the post...
Comedy Gold

 

[super_city_si]

Can't believe he put that wide.

Fuck me didn’t even hit the target. Soooo bad.

 

[Blue Mist]

Proper cup tie this now

Oh please tell me that was a joke. 2 disgusting arrogant teams that the rest of England want buried under Chenobyl and you type thst.

 

[Bollo]

Laughed so loud the cat shit herself.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Even Sterling would have slotted that in.....okay maybe not...

If it were him the ball still would not have landed

 

[WestGorton]

That was the Michael Owen goal until he put it wide.

It was identical

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Rashford is so shite

Scored a 30 yard wondergoal against us

 

[bridgeno1]

Pleased United got the equaliser to take it to extra time. But pleased in the way that you know when you really have bad guts and you have to rush into a decrepit pub to drop the kids off at the pool before you shit yourself. When you get there there's only 1 toilet, the cubicle door doesn't lock, there's no toilet paper and the toilet is already full of shit and won't flush so basically you have to shit your guts out onto an already toxic pile of shit, making the pile of shit even taller so it barely misses your arse cheeks, and then there's not even any way to wipe your arse afterwards so you have to use your kecks to do it.

Anyway I just wanted to describe how feeling happy the Rags scored against the Dippers made me feel.