FA Cup Games | Quarter-Finals | 16/17 Mar '24

Pleased United got the equaliser to take it to extra time. But pleased in the way that you know when you really have bad guts and you have to rush into a decrepit pub to drop the kids off at the pool before you shit yourself. When you get there there's only 1 toilet, the cubicle door doesn't lock, there's no toilet paper and the toilet is already full of shit and won't flush so basically you have to shit your guts out onto an already toxic pile of shit, making the pile of shit even taller so it barely misses your arse cheeks, and then there's not even any way to wipe your arse afterwards so you have to use your kecks to do it.

Anyway I just wanted to describe how feeling happy the Rags scored against the Dippers made me feel.
Glastonbury thread in off topic..
 

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