Facts about Cats & Dogs…..

[Man-chester copperpot]

That you now know which you did not know before you read about it.
Hope the title is okay with Calumdown

No decent footie on so here goes….

1) House cats share 95.6% of their genetic makeup with TIGERS.

2) Greyhounds can beat cheetahs in a race. While cheetahs can run twice as fast as greyhounds, they can only maintain that 70 mph speed for about thirty seconds. A Greyhound can maintain a 35 mph speed for about seven miles

3) Cat’s don’t meow at each other

4) Dogs only sweat from the bottoms of their feet, the only way they can discharge heat is by panting

5) Dog’s can smell your feelings

6) All puppies are born deaf

7) According to legend, ex-Rag footballer Gary Neville has been intermate with at least 1 dog *this has not yet been proven*

 

[city5189]

I've got a fact about my jack Russell... he's a little bast

 

[BimboBob]

Dogs can't look up.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Dogs can't look up.

Thought that was Pigs?

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Having had both, during which they lived together for 5 years before the dog died, the very simple fact is that dogs are stupid and cats are actual cool as fuck mother fuckers not to be messed with.

 

[Marklr]

Having had both, during which they lived together for 5 years before the dog died, the very simple fact is that dogs ate stupid and cats are actual cool as fuck mother fuckers not to be messed with.

Dogs try too hard to please humans, cats couldn't give two flying ones; "fetch the stick yourself".

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Thought that was Pigs?

Yeah. Dogs can look up. There’s a clip of a cat looking down from the landing of some stairs and the dog looks up from the hall way, absolutely shitting itself.

 

[PragueBlue]

Dogs are great. Cats are shit.

They're the only important facts that one needs to know ;-)

 

[manclad]

That you now know which you did not know before you read about it.
Hope the title is okay with Calumdown

No decent footie on so here goes….

1) House cats share 95.6% of their genetic makeup with TIGERS.

2) Greyhounds can beat cheetahs in a race. While cheetahs can run twice as fast as greyhounds, they can only maintain that 70 mph speed for about thirty seconds. A Greyhound can maintain a 35 mph speed for about seven miles

3) Cant’s don’t meow at each other

4) Dogs only sweat from the bottoms of their feet, the only way they can discharge heat is by panting

5) Dog’s can smell your feelings

6) All puppies are born deaf

7) According to legend, ex-Rag footballer Gary Neville has been intermate with at least 1 dog *this has not yet been proven*

There is one glaring error missing from your list.
Who can forget the canine masturbation shenanigans carried out by a Mr. R. Keane esq.
(Roy Keane is a dog wan*er) !!

 

[MCFCTrick]

Dogs can't look up.

Best let our three know that , as they look up at seagulls on our garage every day. :-)

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Paulie knew all about cats

 

[Kinkybyname]

bitches have a clitoris (true story)

 

[The Mighty Marmoush]

That you now know which you did not know before you read about it.
Hope the title is okay with Calumdown

No decent footie on so here goes….

1) House cats share 95.6% of their genetic makeup with TIGERS.

2) Greyhounds can beat cheetahs in a race. While cheetahs can run twice as fast as greyhounds, they can only maintain that 70 mph speed for about thirty seconds. A Greyhound can maintain a 35 mph speed for about seven miles

3) Cant’s don’t meow at each other

4) Dogs only sweat from the bottoms of their feet, the only way they can discharge heat is by panting

5) Dog’s can smell your feelings

6) All puppies are born deaf

7) According to legend, ex-Rag footballer Gary Neville has been intermate with at least 1 dog *this has not yet been proven*

Keith Lard is not happy with Neville

 

[hilts]

Cats are evil

Dogs smell and you have to pick up their shit.

Brits are strangely keen on both.

 

[TinFoilHat]

ACAC!

 

[kaz7]

People who have never had a cat have a strange view of them, all of mine have been soppy as fuck, always come to my whistle and names, merlin can play catch and fetch and was a complete nutter when he was younger, sky was a free spirit, expert hunter and loved a cuddle in the evenings, she didnt need me but she stayed with me for over twenty years, she didnt half motor through her nine lives though lol

Mine have all had their own personalities and i have laughed at them for so many years, i have been blessed to be a rescue cat mummy

 

[idahoblues]

They’re being eaten

 

[Bri1975]

I don't like cats
I don't like dogs

 

[ninjamonkey]

Dogs can tell the time.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Cats are evil

Dogs smell and you have to pick up their shit.

Brits are strangely keen on both.

Cats aren’t Evil, they’re just not sappy, muggy little cunts like dogs. You belong to a cat, whereas a dog belongs to you.