Facts about Cats & Dogs…..

[hilts]

Cats aren’t Evil, they’re just not sappy, muggy little cunts like dogs. You belong to a cat, whereas a dog belongs to you.

I like the phrase muggy little cunts :-)

 

[silvathechihuahua]

I've got a fact about my jack Russell... he's a little bast

Same here!

 

[Marklr]

Cat's give you a parasite that makes you love cats. Works better on mice.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Dogs can't look up.

Ours does....RAF fighters and noisy buzzards

 

[Magicpole]

I absolutely love dogs, but due to work, wouldn't have one in all day alone. I would have more days off than Santa. I view all dogs as my dog. Ask my Mrs. Fucking love them.

My partner gave me a kitten when I returned from India. I wasnt in a good place and my wee Sam helped me. I absolutely adore her and would kill to protect her. No fucking hesitation.

She takes the absolute piss out of me. I love that too. My Mrs thinks I am a lunatic with her, can't settle until she's in. I drive everyone mad. Dont give a single fuck about that. Never have, never will.

She is my wee sweetheart.

 

[Franny 1234]

Dogs will lick your arse
Cats won't.
So my mate says

 

[DiscoSteve]

Dogs can tell the time.

there bl**dy stomachs are greate timekeepers!

 

[BimboBob]

Dogs paws are so sensitive that when placed on a mattress with a pea under it they could tell you what type of pea it is.

 

[East Level 2]

Dogs think you feed them because you're a god.
Cats think you feed them because they are gods.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Dogs paws are so sensitive that when placed on a mattress with a pea under it they could tell you what type of pea it is.

Mushy?

 

[jimharri]

Don't you just hate it when there's no proper football on?

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Dogs can't look up.

You shouldn't go believing everything Big Al tells you mate! :) He's full of shit!

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Cats don't work for the police

 

[BerkshireBlue]

Dogs definitely can't look up