Famous people you've met in the toilet

George Melly jazz singer. Pissed and seemingly asleep with his head against the wall above the urinal and his tool in his hand. Just as I finished a band member came in an said “we’re on George” so he woke up put his tool away and went to the stage!
 
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Dennis Wise. In the toilets of a hotel in Warrington one afternoon, when we had an evening kick off game with Chelsea in the 80s. Had a bit of a chat with him and he seemed a decent guy. Told him I was a City fan and was going to the game that evening. He asked me if I needed any free tickets? I said no, as me and my mates all had season tickets. He looked really puzzled when I told him that, and he asked me again. I said no thanks. and then on the way out, he asked me again. He couldn't seem to get his head around that I didn't want any free tickets off him.
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I bet he used the low one on the end
 
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A lad I used to play 5 a side with and who is a rag went to Gorton social club for a sportsman's dinner, where the guest speaker was Norman Whiteside
At the end of the evening he's stood outside waiting for his cab and is starting to desperately need a piss
He nips into an alleyway to relieve himself when Whiteside steps almost beside him and starts having a piss
When describing this very surreal situation to me, the rag said "I'm pissed, taking a slash in an alley in Gorton and a bloke who I thought was a god after his FA Cup winning goal vs Everton, is equally pissed having a slash against the same alleyway wall"
 
Pete Waterman at Walsall away 99/00. I was in a lounge so he wasn’t in the City end. Sammy Lee at the Who at the arena in 2013. He‘s even smaller than he looks on a football pitch.

my mate also had a piss next to Bernard Manning at the embassy club and he said to him him you call tell all your mates that you’ve had a piss next to Bernard!!
 
manimanc said:
The lead singer of the Winchesters, the waterside pub, Summerseat, New Year's Eve, early 1990s.
Just as I was saying to my mate these are a bit shit, the singer appears by me at the next stone. He said don't worry we've only got another 2hrs left, patted me on the back and fucked off.

Without washing his hands i might add.

Bear in mind this was during a song he came to drain the main vain, their songs did go on a bit mind.
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I always thought Alex Turner wrote the line from Fake Tales of San Francisco about them. ”There’s a super cool band with the trillbys and glasses of white wine” and the other line “the band were fucking wank” cos they were definitely that.
 
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