Rösler von Stretfordbömber
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Great article!
I liked the part about the "hyperbole" of Brenda. Stuff like that never made sense to me. When you start calling on the ghosts of the sainted fallen every sodding week you get a bit of a diminishing returns effect as to any impact that it might have (to the extent there was any to begin with.)
One thing I would add - though the media mass-fellates Maureen at every opportunity, if you watch football at any major level in the world you cannot be left with the conclusion that his way of playing is in any way the future. Also, that turgid and negative crap of his may get some results, but by its nature it slices your margins a little more narrowly than they otherwise would have been. Much more chance for a bad bounce or Andre Marriner for once failing to award them the usual crap decision and then BOOM - dropped points.
So does Maureen given them an advantage at all? I actually wonder. He seems to be getting less out of certain players (Oscar, Hazard, and certainly Mata before they fucked him off) than the Fat Spanish Waiter did. Pellers, on the other hand, seems to have the opposite effect - whole host of our guys who everyone wanted sold last summer putting in monster seasons.
I liked the part about the "hyperbole" of Brenda. Stuff like that never made sense to me. When you start calling on the ghosts of the sainted fallen every sodding week you get a bit of a diminishing returns effect as to any impact that it might have (to the extent there was any to begin with.)
One thing I would add - though the media mass-fellates Maureen at every opportunity, if you watch football at any major level in the world you cannot be left with the conclusion that his way of playing is in any way the future. Also, that turgid and negative crap of his may get some results, but by its nature it slices your margins a little more narrowly than they otherwise would have been. Much more chance for a bad bounce or Andre Marriner for once failing to award them the usual crap decision and then BOOM - dropped points.
So does Maureen given them an advantage at all? I actually wonder. He seems to be getting less out of certain players (Oscar, Hazard, and certainly Mata before they fucked him off) than the Fat Spanish Waiter did. Pellers, on the other hand, seems to have the opposite effect - whole host of our guys who everyone wanted sold last summer putting in monster seasons.