Fanzone Sunday against the Dippers..

[Lark Lane Blue]

Mention the "famous Kop atmosphere" when it's quiet; which will be anytime between 0 and 90 minutes.

or say you can"t understand all the scandinavian songs being sung.

 

[clp1000]

Hiya guys and girls,

I'm back on fanzone this Sunday for the dippers match and it's a big fooking game as we all know so any blues not going and watching it on Sky please press the red button and get me on..

Also the Dippers fan (who is actually a good lad) is quite gobby and in your face (Like me really ;) so as always any help I get get of you guys for abuse/piss takes/general banter etc will come in really handy!!

Cheers in advance and I'm going for a tight 1-2 win for the mighty blues!!

Calling Liverpool fans "dippers" makes you sound like a United fan !!

 

[mancanproud]

Hiya guys and girls,

I'm back on fanzone this Sunday for the dippers match and it's a big fooking game as we all know so any blues not going and watching it on Sky please press the red button and get me on..

Also the Dippers fan (who is actually a good lad) is quite gobby and in your face (Like me really ;) so as always any help I get get of you guys for abuse/piss takes/general banter etc will come in really handy!!

Cheers in advance and I'm going for a tight 1-2 win for the mighty blues!!

Calling Liverpool fans "dippers" makes you sound like a United fan !!

Think everyone calls em dippers mate an Everton the blue bin dippers

 

[blue order]

"The double is on! the double is on!!" (still makes me chuckle Danny).

1. If he starts rattling on about 'istry' then remind him that as they were formed in 1892 and we (as St Marks) was formed in 1880 then we will always have 12 years more' istry' than them.

Also, those that usually harp on about the past are generally the most worried about the future!

2. Ask him if that chipmunk faced prick Suarez is the love child of Cilla Black and the dwarf in 'Man with the golden gun' / Fantasy Island.

Enjoy yourself!

 

[HolisticJim]

If he mentions ruining football ask him about Littlewood.If he trys to make full of the Poznan being copied say it will be a long time before Liverpool are in Europe.If he mentions foreign owners ask him where Henrys from? value for money? ask him about Carroll(then say LOL in his face) if Suarez gets a consalation say "not long till hes a Chelsea player now"

LOL!

Thats pretty funny! Ill be sure to wind my scouse mate up next time he scores!
Hopefully not this weekend.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Make sure you mention it's a battle between the two biggest gross spending clubs over the last 5 years.

And don't forget their "history" including winning their first FA Cup a mere 60 years after we won ours.

 

[jonmcity]

All i want to hear from you is "TAKE IT""TAKE IT"

 

[daveduke67]

Tell them that playing Liverpool worries you more so than playing the bigger clubs as we've had to battle hardest against the smaller teams this season.

Andy Carroll - Liverpools new wonder player - they all wonder why the fuck they bought him.

When the famous Anfield atmosphere has gone - just tell him Remeberance Sunday was three weeks ago - and its a minutes slience not an hour.

Ask him if the announcer is Ringo Starrs miserable brother.

Enquire as to why all the famous sons of Liverpool fucked off as soon as they had enough money to buy a house somewhere else.

Is it true the Black Eyed Peas were only The Peas 'til they met Andy Carroll?

Tell him about the Liverpool advent calendar - all the windows are boarded up and some bastards nicked the chocolates.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

You have to mention that they must be on a high after their last home game and their 0-0 steamrollering of Swansea.

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

take a bin full of crappy Liverpool memorabilia in there with you and give it him as a gift.