Farting

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Have you ever let one go in an extremely embarrassing place, such as in a crowded lift for example?

 

[dronefromsector7g]

In a lift too. It's wrong on so many levels.


Coat got

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

In a lift too. It's wrong on so many levels.


Coat got

I see what you did there.....

 

[Bill Walker]

I was in a lift once when somebody let rip, we all just exited in an odourly fashion

 

[stony]

Yep, in a lift when I thought everyone had got out. I'd been bottling it up since I entered the building. It seemed to take ages for every fucker to get off on their floors and when the last one left I let rip. A proper bowel ripper too. The sort of fart that goes on forever and changes pitch and tone midway through. It seemed like it was slowly fading, but coughed out a final defiant note that would have been worthy of congratulation in itself.
It was then I noticed I wasn't alone and there was a woman stood behind me with a look of utter horror, disgust and contempt all over her face.

 

[oakiecokie]

Yep, in a lift when I thought everyone had got out. I'd been bottling it up since I entered the building. It seemed to take ages for every fucker to get off on their floors and when the last one left I let rip. A proper bowel ripper too. The sort of fart that goes on forever and changes pitch and tone midway through. It seemed like it was slowly fading, but coughed out a final defiant note that would have been worthy of congratulation in itself.
It was then I noticed I wasn't alone and there was a woman stood behind me with a look of utter horror, disgust and contempt all over her face.

Could have been worse for her.It could have been shit all over her face !!

 

[stony]

Yep, in a lift when I thought everyone had got out. I'd been bottling it up since I entered the building. It seemed to take ages for every fucker to get off on their floors and when the last one left I let rip. A proper bowel ripper too. The sort of fart that goes on forever and changes pitch and tone midway through. It seemed like it was slowly fading, but coughed out a final defiant note that would have been worthy of congratulation in itself.
It was then I noticed I wasn't alone and there was a woman stood behind me with a look of utter horror, disgust and contempt all over her face.

Could have been worse for her.It could have been shit all over her face !!

Fucking hell Oakie, I'm not an animal. I was wearing pants.

 

[oakiecokie]

Yep, in a lift when I thought everyone had got out. I'd been bottling it up since I entered the building. It seemed to take ages for every fucker to get off on their floors and when the last one left I let rip. A proper bowel ripper too. The sort of fart that goes on forever and changes pitch and tone midway through. It seemed like it was slowly fading, but coughed out a final defiant note that would have been worthy of congratulation in itself.
It was then I noticed I wasn't alone and there was a woman stood behind me with a look of utter horror, disgust and contempt all over her face.

Could have been worse for her.It could have been shit all over her face !!

Fucking hell Oakie, I'm not an animal. I was wearing pants.

I`m assuming you apologised to her,or did it not occur to you to show her your gentlemanly side. ;)

 

[stony]

Could have been worse for her.It could have been shit all over her face !!

Fucking hell Oakie, I'm not an animal. I was wearing pants.

I`m assuming you apologised to her,or did it not occur to you to show her your gentlemanly side. ;)

Obviously I said "excuse me" but I don't think it mattered.

 

[oakiecokie]

Fucking hell Oakie, I'm not an animal. I was wearing pants.

I`m assuming you apologised to her,or did it not occur to you to show her your gentlemanly side. ;)

Obviously I said "excuse me" but I don't think it mattered.

I take it,you never pulled then ??