Fat Dads and tall lads

[Nellies left peg]

How tall is your milkman?

 

[threespires]

All good points, but the lanky lad has eaten me out of house and home to achieve his lofty status.

This. You've provided him with a great nutritional start in life, start adding things like front seat privileges and he might become entitled.

 

[BimboBob]

Front seat for freaky child, back for enormous fat fuck.

 

[threespires]

How tall is your milkman?

Haha. Conversation we have in our house on a regular basis given the rate eldest son continues to grow. Missus tells me I'm not funny but ya know, Occam's razor and all that.

 

[threespires]

I was going to post that all the fatist bastards on here will be up against the wall come the glorious day; but that will no doubt prompt hurtful replies like 'you'll have to catch us first fatty'.

 

[Ethan23]

Here's the 2 in question

 

[Blue Mist]

I assume this is about other people as @Colin Bells Holdall, it cannot be said you are fat.
Your just big boned ..... and to be fair, they are mammoth bones but fat, pfft, as Mrs Holdall said to me at one match, I'll sit on your knee Misty, fat boys got both seats.

 

[urban genie]

Getting in a taxi, your tall son wants the leg room in the front passenger seat but as a porky parent in a family of four do you offer him the front seat and you squeeze in the back with your non porky mrs and daughter making everybody else squashed.
How do you solve this dilemma?
Disclaimer , no matter who is in the front seat its always the porky dad who ends up paying the bill.

Walk you lazy twat

 

[cinnamon]

I assume this is about other people as @Colin Bells Holdall, it cannot be said you are fat.
Your just big boned ..... and to be fair, they are mammoth bones but fat, pfft, as Mrs Holdall said to me at one match, I'll sit on your knee Misty, fat boys got both seats.

Bones aren't jiggly.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

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