Worst Shearer, so boring, never says anything controversial or remotely interesting.
Favourite Lawro (oops, sorry Alextrueblue!). Naah, only joking, not really, but I do think he's the best of the Beeb's poor main line-up but that's saying nowt.
I like Adrian Chiles; he gives the fans' view, straight from the heart; there are too many old pros on the box, sometimes they forget it's the fans' game, not just theirs.
I hate that opinionated and ignorant tosser on R5, Alan Green. He is so full of himself but actually, knows very, very little because he is unwilling to listen to a contrary view (and "why should I? I'm always right!", he says! My arse...).