Favourite film Quotes of all time?

The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
 
samuel l. jackson being interviewed at the end of the the long kiss goodnight...

larry king "our reporter up there at niagra falls said she didnt believe it"

jackson " well im always frank and ernest with women, in new york im frank, in chicago im ernest"
 
One I can remember from a very good noir film whose title escapes me

that hugh hefner woman with the big undercarriage was in it I think

or was it that woman from La dolce Vita

anyway this bloke comes walks into her green room she's looking statuesque and divine behind a screen

he asks
"how tall are you"

she replies "with heels or without"

he says "with anybody"

tickled me
 
The Prophecy - Gabriel

"I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why."
 
Jimmie:No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N***Er Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N****r Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead n****rs ain't my fucking business, that's why!


Another Pulp Fiction classic.
 
Pigeonho said:
'Critical Bill man, what the fuck are you doing'

'Working out'.

That was Critical Bill's answer to the question which came about as a result of Bill hanging up corpse's in a funeral home, and using them as punch bags!

The film is 'Things to do in Denver when you're dead'. A quality film if ever there was one.
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One of the best films ever, yet amazingly, lodas of people who I know would love it have never seen it.

My favourite is "I have come to fix your photocopier".
From several German 'art' movies of the 1970s. You can guarantee within 30 seconds of that line, someone's getting it bent over the Xerox
 
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"Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"

"I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump."

"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?"

"Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high. "

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. "


Take your pick of any of his lines in that film!
 
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