Favourite film Quotes of all time?

My all-time favourite, from Good Fellas.

Tommy De Vito: You mean, let me understand this cause, you know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like a clown, I amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just...you know, how you tell the story, what?
TDV: No, no, I don't know, You said it, how do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny?
 
A few random ones:

"Hey You guyyyyyyssssss"

"Steady......Steady........Bomb Gone."

"Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is. "

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. "

"I am Juan Sánchez Villalobos Ramírez, Chief metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain. And I'm at your service."
 
tommyducks said:
My all-time favourite, from Good Fellas.

Tommy De Vito: You mean, let me understand this cause, you know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like a clown, I amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just...you know, how you tell the story, what?
TDV: No, no, I don't know, You said it, how do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny?

How did I forget this?? unbelievable scene!
 
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIqo1RopWMU[/youtube]

One of the funniest scenes of any film. Father looks like Jesus. And the irish accent makes it even better.
 
Colin Farrell's character in In Bruges, after trying to politely advise the obese American tourist family not to try climbing the steep, narrow staircase to the bell tower. The dad gets uppity and Farrell, who was only trying to be polite up to that point, says: "You look like a bunch of Fucking elephants"
 
There are a whole host of Humphrey Bogart classic quotes but surely the best was said to him

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow." Lauren Bacall as the very beautiful Marie "Slim" Browning in To Have and Have Not
 

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