Favourite fruit

[Banned Tosspot]

I'm allergic to most but don't mind an apple now and again.

 

[blue_chili_pepper]

a blue banana

 

[droylsdenblue]

pineapple

 

[toby]

a blue banana

is there blue bananas you can get red ones

 

[Squelch]

When it comes to discussing bananas,
I am moved to extravagant praise;
For the banana is firm and substantial,
And may be used in a number of ways.

With more presence than leeks or asparagus,
And more charm than the brusque bamboo;
The banana has style and a curious smile,
Perceptible only to few.

The banana is not a romantic,
In the popular sense of the thing;
Approach it without care or caution,
And you trip on its slippery skin.

So be aware of the gallant banana,
When your tolerance seems to be thin;
And instead of the boot or the bullet,
Just put that banana in....

 

[BimboBob]

Like all fruit.Favourite?Has to be the strawberry...invite a girl round,offer her a strawberry surprise,then pop one up your arse and get her to eat it out.Job's a good un.

 

[Chrismcfc]

Pineapple

 

[blue_chili_pepper]

Like all fruit.Favourite?Has to be the strawberry...invite a girl round,offer her a strawberry surprise,then pop one up your arse and get her to eat it out.Job's a good un.

lmfao

 

[blue_chili_pepper]

a blue banana

is there blue bananas you can get red ones

yeah, and green strawberries

 

[toby]

Like all fruit.Favourite?Has to be the strawberry...invite a girl round,offer her a strawberry surprise,then pop one up your arse and get her to eat it out.Job's a good un.[/quot

you have just me off strawberries bimbob