Favourite Jokes.....

[SWP's back]

The Frence government has today announced that it has raised its Terror Threat Level from "run" to "hide". The only two higher levels in France are "collaborate" & "surrender".

Your go.......

 

[pudge]

Might get blasted for this but...

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it......... uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[buzzer1]

West African bloke goes legging it into the pub, "excuse me landlord can i use your toilet"? certainly sir, its just over there.
So im stood there having a lash when this bloke comes charging in, unduz his zip, "aaahhhhhhh, just made it", so i said, fuk me mate, can you make me one like that?

 

[aaronsteedman]

Whats the difference between Old Trafford and a cactus?

The pricks are on the inside