Favourite quotes.

[Bozo]

Life isn't much, but there's nothing else to do.

 

[solley attwell]

Cowards die many times before their death
The valient taste of death but once
Don't know who said it

You can lead a horse to water
But a pencil must be lead
Stan laurel

 

[Uffa]

Don't know who said it

Shakespeare I think, in Julius Caesar.

 

[crazyg]

After the ref's performance tonight, I hope you gave him one of the top of the range Ferraris as his fee.
(Allegedly said after several European home matches in the 1970s)

Gianni Agnelli​

Edited for accuracy.

;-)

 

[LGWIO]

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible"
P.J.O'Rourke

 

[blue44]

Alcohol may be mans worst enemy,but the bible says love your enemy.Frank Sinatra

When i was younger,i made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch,it is now my rule never to do so before breakfast.Churchill

Freedom is the right to tell people what they dont want to hear.George Orwell

Whatever you are,be a good one.Abraham Lincoln

 

[Saddleworth2]

"The fans can be sure of two things. The first one is that the allegations are false,"
"And the second is that we will do everything that can be done to prove so."

Ferran Soriano 19th February 2020

 

[ZenHalfTimeCrock]

'Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, 'plate', or 'shrimp', or 'plate of shrimp'. No explanation. No point in looking for one, either. It's all part of the cosmic unconsciousness.'

- Miller from Repo Man

'Great understanding is broad and unhurried; little understanding is cramped and busy. Great words are clear and limpid; little words are shrill and quarrelsome. In sleep, men's spirits go visiting; in waking hours, their bodies hustle. With everything they meet they become entangled. Day after day they use their minds in strife, sometimes grandiose, sometimes sly, sometimes petty. Their little fears are mean and trembly; their great fears are stunned and overwhelming. They bound off like an arrow or a crossbow pellet, certain that they are the arbiters of right and wrong. They cling to their position as though they had sworn before the gods, sure that they are holding on to victory. They fade like fall and winter - such is the way they dwindle day by day. They drown in what they do - you cannot make them turn back. They grow dark, as though sealed with seals - such are the excesses of their old age. And when their minds draw near to death, nothing can restore them to the light.'

- Chuang Tzu/Zhuangzi (3rd Century BC Taoist mystic)

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o clock is a scoundrel- Dr Johnson

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast- Oscar Wilde

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Power to the people and freedom for Tooting !