Favourite Simpsons line

[dannybcity]

Australian; "That's not a knife, this is a knife".
Bart; "That's not a knife it's a spoon!"
Australian; "I've seen you've played knifey spoony before!"

 

[Stuuuuuu]

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[Cellarite]

Homer when becoming an astronaut : "The only problem will be if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes........wait a minute........Statue of Liberty? That was our planet, you murderers, you blew it up. Damn you, damn you all to hell!"

 

[MCFC BOB]

Homer when becoming an astronaut : "The only problem will be if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes........wait a minute........Statue of Liberty? That was our planet, you murderers, you blew it up. Damn you, damn you all to hell!"

One of my favourites too.

 

[Thenumber1blue]

Homer to Lisa ,something like:
"Aw your tried your best honey but failed miserably,the morale of the story is never try"

 

[pudge]

Most of my favourites are in this thread lol some classic quotes <a class="postlink-local" href="http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=224324" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=5&t=224324</a>

But my favourite would be;

Homer: "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow!... Well, good night.

 

[wrongun73]

Smithers when asked what he thought about Marge in the Homer Kong episode Replied to Mr Burns I think women and Seamen don't mix. Or Homer i'm not a religious man but if your up there save me Superman.

damn, beat me to it

 

[another generation]

Homer: Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.

 

[quiet_riot]

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[oneloveonecity]

Wiggum: "Let him go Lou, he's not following his nose this time.. he's following his heart."

Lou: "You know, sometimes i forget why your chief.. but i know now."