FC United Thread

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I’ll give it a go ;)

Which position? (or both?)

 

[cheekybids]

I couldn’t possibly do both jobs on my own...,,

I’d need at least 20 well paid mates, well won’t be the first time.

 

[ancoats]

should bring back Y.T.S training and give them £25 a week

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I couldn’t possibly do both jobs on my own...,,

I’d need at least 20 well paid mates, well won’t be the first time.

I'll have a go with you, we could be the new Cannon & Ball...

 

[Ding Dong]

Apparently the CEO has bailed out...... new manager and CEO wanted.... any takers on here?

TICK - TOCK - TICK - TOCK -........................

 

[cheekybids]

I'll have a go with you, we could be the new Cannon & Ball...

Rock on tommy, now before I make my decision are you any good at rattling a tin?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Rock on tommy, now before I make my decision are you any good at rattling a tin?

The job description clearly states buckets, not tins.....

 

[cheekybids]

The job description clearly states buckets, not tins.....

I’m a visionary ;)

Do not be surprised when a hand out is given from the council.

 

[BlueFurn]

Splitters held again
1-1 home to Southport
Shame

 

[ancoats]

FCUM will be filling out all the competitions forms for a chance win something even in the free competitions going around even BINGO at the darby and joan, anything to get there season off and running, even the competitions on the back of cornflakes boxes anything they really do need a win

 

[BlueFurn]

Chester 0-0 Splitters
Shame!!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Chester 0-0 Splitters
Shame!!

Moved up one place to second bottom - although Nuneaton have a game in hand and are one point behind

 

[Mike N]

Moved up one place to second bottom - although Nuneaton have a game in hand and are one point behind

Come on Nuneaton!

 

[KoreanHammer]

Wish Maine Road FC was in the same division, mini-Manchester derby would be neat.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Wish Maine Road FC was in the same division, mini-Manchester derby would be neat.

A couple of relegations in free fall and your wish will come true :)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

A couple of relegations in free fall and your wish will come true :)

Or a FCUM 2.0 when they split again.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Or a FCUM 2.0 when they split again.

United FC of Manchester.....

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Lost 3-0 away to Guiseley today

 

[BlueFurn]

Lost 3-0 away to Guiseley today

Just 3-0, shame, but glad the scrotes lost....

 

[Blue Mist]

I met two lads from Halifax int the pub after the match, one supported Chelsea ! and the other was a fcum. I was trying to take the piss but he accepted that they are likely to go belly up. He stated he would sack football altogether when that happens. (At least he didnt say he would return to the raggies) I asked why he wouldnt go and support his local team Halifax but he said live football was dead (if you see what I mean) and he would just watch it on the tele.
To be fair he was a decent lad. (nurse my medication please) Nice to see their fans are accepting the inevitable.