FC United thread

Used to work off Dumers lane and walked past the two pubs on junction of Manchester road and Parkhills road when the tramps played at Gigg lane on my way home and always wore a City shirt to wind the cunts up.
Always got the City are shit stuff etc, so gave them loads back including why do City offend you so much as you support turncoat FC and have fuck all to do with the rags.
Told them numerous times that they were plastic cunts who would still be watching the rags if they were winning everything..proper weird bunch of cunts..to be honest a lot of them look like they were fucking inbred.
Love finding out they have lost..hope the twats go bust.
Brilliant, would love to see you interact with that weird fuckin lot at OT today, you'd nail em.
 
I also noticed that one of their goalscorers is called P Ennis.
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They must be badly run. To have crowds like they do and be stuck in the Unibond is terrible.

They used to come to us and just sing about Leeds, Cantona and hating City for 90 minutes. Dick heads
 
Ennis means island in some, if not all, Celtic languages.
But PEnnis means

dick (taboo, slang)
prick (taboo, slang)
member
tool (taboo, slang)
organ
cock (taboo, slang)
wang (US, slang)
knob (British, taboo, slang)
chopper (British, slang)
plonker (slang)
dong (slang)
winkle (British, slang)
joystick (slang)
pecker (US, Canadian, taboo, slang)
John Thomas (taboo, slang)
weenie (US, slang)
whang (US, slang)
tadger (British, slang)
schlong (US, slang)
pizzle (archaic, dialect)
willie or willy (British, informal)
tockley

Also ;)
 
But PEnnis means

dick (taboo, slang)
prick (taboo, slang)
member
tool (taboo, slang)
organ
cock (taboo, slang)
wang (US, slang)
knob (British, taboo, slang)
chopper (British, slang)
plonker (slang)
dong (slang)
winkle (British, slang)
joystick (slang)
pecker (US, Canadian, taboo, slang)
John Thomas (taboo, slang)
weenie (US, slang)
whang (US, slang)
tadger (British, slang)
schlong (US, slang)
pizzle (archaic, dialect)
willie or willy (British, informal)
tockley

Also ;)
Post of the year.
 
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They must be badly run. To have crowds like they do and be stuck in the Unibond is terrible.

They used to come to us and just sing about Leeds, Cantona and hating City for 90 minutes. Dick heads
The issue is the reported £2m debt they have which was a legacy of the Champagne Socialists running, er, ruining the club. The debt may be less now but not significantly.
That is crippling them. They have one of the lowest wage structures in the league due to the debt so any decent player at that level will get offered more to play elsewhere. They get left with the crumbs.
 

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