FC United thread

[kippaxwarrior]

My daughters been doing after-school club football sessions and came home with tickets for FC Ragette Socks on Sunday, turns out it's their manager doing the coaching.

Imagine my delight when we found out it was postponed due to a waterlogged pitch... bullet dodged.

Might be free tickets but I absolutely guarantee you they would of been outside with their buckets asking you for a "donation".....

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Might be free tickets but I absolutely guarantee you they would of been outside with their buckets asking you for a "donation".....

Without a doubt. These parasitic wankers have no shame. The begging bowl is a right of passage for these morons. They've given a 1000 freebies to people in and around the M40 postcode. Not for the good of the people, just so they can make more on drinks and food. Horrible bastards!

 

[Mostonisblue]

They played in that Mickey mouse European friendly pub team competition last week and it looked empty.(my Rag mate sent me a video of a goal the ****) so I tried to get the attendance, but to no avail. P.S The club from Paris they were against(Vinsky fc) play their games on plain n simple pub team fields..ooh the kudos. HAHA!

They don’t play on pub team fields, always astroturf, they’d never even played on grass before they went to run around on the broadhurst bog. Anyway a massive 406 people could be arsed watching the tinpot European cup. Despite the attendance their board will be telling anyone who listens what a great competition it it

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

They don’t play on pub team fields, always astroturf, they’d never even played on grass before they went to run around on the broadhurst bog. Anyway a massive 406 people could be arsed watching the tinpot European cup. Despite the attendance their board will be telling anyone who listens what a great competition it it

I wasn't talking about the actual stuff they were playing on, I meant it in a no stands kinda way. Anyway, 406 hey :) In the prestigious Fenix Cup HAHA!!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I wasn't talking about the actual stuff they were playing on, I meant it in a no stands kinda way. Anyway, 406 hey :) In the prestigious Fenix Cup HAHA!!

Day off work today and bored waiting for the City game.so just looked at.their twitter account for this game

"A European game under the lights......" lol


and this one...... buy a ticket in advance and avoid the queues to get in ha ha ha

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

And what the fuck is this about?

 

[Mostonisblue]

The Fenix is just a vanity project. It gives their deluded fans something to cling on to & allows the club to say the team aren’t underperforming. So at the end of the year they can say to their fans…Hey we came 3rd in a Mickey Mouse cup, overlook the league position & give us even more money whilst we bang on about affordable football. Their next European game was originally announced for 5.15 on a Saturday night (peak viewing time for the fenix YouTube masses!) then got rearranged to the following day as a sunday afternoon game. Think about that next time the sanctimonious bastards are going about 3 o’clock on a Saturday on their social media

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Day off work today and bored waiting for the City game.so just looked at.their twitter account for this game

"A European game under the lights......" lol
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and this one...... buy a ticket in advance and avoid the queues to get in ha ha ha


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Brilliant !!! Haha

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

And what the fuck is this about?
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Are they talking about the fiddling that goes on behind the scene. ;-)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

And what the fuck is this about?
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That's not quite right. 406 watched them apparently

 

[Mostonisblue]

Great news, tickets are now on sale for the next game of the Fenix on Sunday March 10th, the perfect way to spend a Mother’s Day. To beat the queues and to help assess the online ticket partner if you could all book them nice & early that would be great. So they can see if the company “can carry out the ticketing and match day operations to a level the club and supporters expect” I mean what the actual fuck are the deluded pricks on about this time? what level of online ticketing do most non league supporters expect? Millions in debt and yet they think they need to pay a company to sell tickets for them

 

[Mostonisblue]

So it turns out that what the club expect from their online ticketing solution is as usual a donation. this time it’s a virtual begging bowl when you’re buying a ticket to see them play the next bunch of European no hopers

 

[roman totale]

So it turns out that what the club expect from their online ticketing solution is as usual a donation. this time it’s a virtual begging bowl when you’re buying a ticket to see them play the next bunch of European no hopers

Damn. I wanted to donate £101. Oh well, I’ll keep it for myself.

 

[Blue Mist]

Damn. I wanted to donate £101. Oh well, I’ll keep it for myself.

I wanted to donate a big steaming turd but it won't let me do it online. I suppose I could go along now and lob it over the fence so they can get it in the morning.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

I'm going to donate a massive sack of shit to them with "FC UNITED" written on the front.

Throw it on the pitch might be a good idea if I can't get to the fence.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

So it turns out that what the club expect from their online ticketing solution is as usual a donation. this time it’s a virtual begging bowl when you’re buying a ticket to see them play the next bunch of European no hopers

They're an expat team based in Kraków, quite interesting, unlike FC United's reasons for existing.

Klasa A – Kraków I they play in. There is also a James Beattie on their player list, can't be the same one?.

Dragoons FC – Krakow's Expat Football Club

Krakow Dragoons FC is the first foreign founded, multinational football club competing in the Polish league system (8th division, Klasa A).

www.dragoonsfc.com

 

[Vienna_70]

I'm going to donate a massive sack of shit to them with "FC UNITED" written on the front.

Throw it on the pitch might be a good idea if I can't get to the fence.

I don’t see the point, as it has shit on it every other week.

 

[Mostonisblue]

The game against Warrington that was abandoned as their pitch is a swamp after playing European friendlies has been rearranged for a Tuesday night. The fans that bothered turning up were giving a free admission voucher as they left, turns out that was a cock up and they (and the away fans) have to stump up to watch that shower of shit again

Warrington Rylands game rearranged for Tuesday 5th March

FC United of Manchester - News Story

fc-utd.co.uk

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

They're an expat team based in Kraków, quite interesting, unlike FC United's reasons for existing.

Klasa A – Kraków I they play in. There is also a James Beattie on their player list, can't be the same one?.

Dragoons FC – Krakow's Expat Football Club

Krakow Dragoons FC is the first foreign founded, multinational football club competing in the Polish league system (8th division, Klasa A).

www.dragoonsfc.com

Dragoons v The silly Goons

 

[Platt Lane 59]

The Fenix is just a vanity project. It gives their deluded fans something to cling on to & allows the club to say the team aren’t underperforming. So at the end of the year they can say to their fans…Hey we came 3rd in a Mickey Mouse cup, overlook the league position & give us even more money whilst we bang on about affordable football. Their next European game was originally announced for 5.15 on a Saturday night (peak viewing time for the fenix YouTube masses!) then got rearranged to the following day as a sunday afternoon game. Think about that next time the sanctimonious bastards are going about 3 o’clock on a Saturday on their social media

So, a Fenix Night game ?
They'll be wheeling out Brian Potter and Jerry "The Saint" Sinclair next...