Feelings Of Guilt. Is It Old Age?

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I am aware of the current crack down on certain risque topics, so I'm going to be careful here.

I don't live with my bird, but she spends an inordinate amount of time here pecking my head. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy her company and we get on well, but I do feel a sense of relief when she fucks off home for a bit. This of course means that I can enjoy a bit of "GSC Time" with my favourite ladies, many of whom are mentioned on Kev's successful voting thread.

However, just recently I have been savouring my usual chill out time online, but after I have completed my enjoyment a certain black cloud has descended over my demeanour. It almost feels like... guilt?

Now this is an emotion I am extremely unfamiliar with, especially when it comes to internet porn. Is it a sign of old age? Can the members on here who are over 35 tell me if they get the same feeling of guilt when they have had a wank over a 21 year old Dutch model with massive tits? Or is it just a passing fad? I would say the symptoms have been going on for about a week now.
 
Ease your guilt by throwing one off in the presence of your bird, make it known that there is only her and your hand that give you so much pleasure in life.
 
Guilt ? What's that? Perhaps you should expand more as I am not familiar with that term.
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
feeling of guilt when they have had a wank over a 21 year old Dutch model with massive tits? Or is it just a passing fad? I would say the symptoms have been going on for about a week now.
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You should feel guilty. That's far too old.
 
Try visiting the sites that have the more mature ladies, it'll soon knock any guilt out of you and you'll back wanking furiously over said Dutch bird again.
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Blue Mist said:
Guilt ? What's that? Perhaps you should expand more as I am not familiar with that term.
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It's weird. I kind of feel like the women in the films are being used. I've had a bit of flu recently so it might be that.
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Why didn't you put that in your first post.... of course it is the effects of flu that have left you feeling a little bit off. just get on with it. Just one more question, how do you know she was Dutch ? was she wearing clogs ?
 
Blue Mist said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Blue Mist said:
Guilt ? What's that? Perhaps you should expand more as I am not familiar with that term.
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It's weird. I kind of feel like the women in the films are being used. I've had a bit of flu recently so it might be that.
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Why didn't you put that in your first post.... of course it is the effects of flu that have left you feeling a little bit off. just get on with it. Just one more question, how do you know she was Dutch ? was she wearing clogs ?
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She was getting fucked in a windmill.
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Blue Mist said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
It's weird. I kind of feel like the women in the films are being used. I've had a bit of flu recently so it might be that.
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Why didn't you put that in your first post.... of course it is the effects of flu that have left you feeling a little bit off. just get on with it. Just one more question, how do you know she was Dutch ? was she wearing clogs ?
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She was getting fucked in a windmill.
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Blimey Camberwick Green has changed a lot since I was a lad.
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
I am aware of the current crack down on certain risque topics, so I'm going to be careful here.

I don't live with my bird, but she spends an inordinate amount of time here pecking my head. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy her company and we get on well, but I do feel a sense of relief when she fucks off home for a bit. This of course means that I can enjoy a bit of "GSC Time" with my favourite ladies, many of whom are mentioned on Kev's successful voting thread.

However, just recently I have been savouring my usual chill out time online, but after I have completed my enjoyment a certain black cloud has descended over my demeanour. It almost feels like... guilt?

Now this is an emotion I am extremely unfamiliar with, especially when it comes to internet porn. Is it a sign of old age? Can the members on here who are over 35 tell me if they get the same feeling of guilt when they have had a wank over a 21 year old Dutch model with massive tits? Or is it just a passing fad? I would say the symptoms have been going on for about a week now.
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This problem sounds very serious to me. But dont worry the answer is simple and one that becomes more apparent as you get older.

Once you reach a certain age, the 21 year old dutch girl with massive tits gets substituted for a 31 year old dutch girl with massive tits and so on. You can still look at aforementioned 21 year old, but you realise the 31 year old would be far more receptive to your desires.

Hope that helps
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
In my somewhat limited experience,only catholics and paedophiles have feelings of guilt.
I do accept that these two groups are by no means mutually exclusive.
But basically if you are neither catholic or paedophile then you shouldn't be having any dealings with this guilt business.
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But Nijinsky, what if he is both a Catholic and a paedophile, are you saying he is ok to feel guilty about knocking one out over a 21 year old windmill worker who after all is probably only on minimum wage and has feelings too.
 
Paint some nail varnish on to your hand of preference, when you look down from the screen it will make you think someone else is pulling it. Should ease the guilt until your weak immune system recovers from the virus and fights off the guilt infection.

Or...go out and murder a prostitute....that should stop it immediately.
 
Rascal said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
I am aware of the current crack down on certain risque topics, so I'm going to be careful here.

I don't live with my bird, but she spends an inordinate amount of time here pecking my head. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy her company and we get on well, but I do feel a sense of relief when she fucks off home for a bit. This of course means that I can enjoy a bit of "GSC Time" with my favourite ladies, many of whom are mentioned on Kev's successful voting thread.

However, just recently I have been savouring my usual chill out time online, but after I have completed my enjoyment a certain black cloud has descended over my demeanour. It almost feels like... guilt?

Now this is an emotion I am extremely unfamiliar with, especially when it comes to internet porn. Is it a sign of old age? Can the members on here who are over 35 tell me if they get the same feeling of guilt when they have had a wank over a 21 year old Dutch model with massive tits? Or is it just a passing fad? I would say the symptoms have been going on for about a week now.
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This problem sounds very serious to me.[/] But dont worry the answer is simple and one that becomes more apparent as you get older.

Once you reach a certain age, the 21 year old dutch girl with massive tits gets substituted for a 31 year old dutch girl with massive tits and so on. You can still look at aforementioned 21 year old, but you realise the 31 year old would be far more receptive to your desires.

Hope that helps
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You've done well there rascal, I've read GSC's post about 20 times and I just can't see a problem. if he had concluded by asking "am I better off with an unlimited broadband or a annual pass to red hot babes?" then we would have had lift off, but meh, I see nothing here.
 
Blue Mist said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
In my somewhat limited experience,only catholics and paedophiles have feelings of guilt.
I do accept that these two groups are by no means mutually exclusive.
But basically if you are neither catholic or paedophile then you shouldn't be having any dealings with this guilt business.
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But Nijinsky, what if he is both a Catholic and a paedophile, are you saying he is ok to feel guilty about knocking one out over a 21 year old windmill worker who after all is probably only on minimum wage and has feelings too.
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Tough moral and ethical call this one,my friend.
I'm not sure just how the minimum wage applies to Dutch sex workers,although she would be an odd choice of masturbatory fodder for a paedophile given her age,unless of course she was dressed in the attire of a schoolgirl or baby,and a career in the priesthood would clearly have to go on the back burner,unless said working girl was prepared to dress up as a pre-pubescent altar boy.
At times like this I often ask myself the question - What Would God Do?
 
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