Feelings Of Guilt. Is It Old Age?

glen quagmire said:
As long as you didn't cry when you came, you are fine. Don't worry it will pass.
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May I just take this opportunity to veer off thread awhile and congratulate glen on becoming off topic moderator.
This is something I have been advocating for some time now,and is clearly long overdue.
I trust the lobotomy scars are healing nicely.
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
glen quagmire said:
As long as you didn't cry when you came, you are fine. Don't worry it will pass.
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May I just take this opportunity to veer off thread awhile and congratulate glen on becoming off topic moderator.
This is something I have been advocating for some time now,and is clearly long overdue.
I trust the lobotomy scars are healing nicely.
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May he be a benevolent overlord.
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
glen quagmire said:
As long as you didn't cry when you came, you are fine. Don't worry it will pass.
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May I just take this opportunity to veer off thread awhile and congratulate glen on becoming off topic moderator.
This is something I have been advocating for some time now,and is clearly long overdue.
I trust the lobotomy scars are healing nicely.
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May he be a benevolent overlord.
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My sanctions are much more punitive! If i ban you from OT, you will be forced to trawl through, the general football forum, looking for any news of some sort of public sneaky masterbation anecdote, or maybe news on the latest season ticket increase!

Dum Dam Dum!
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
I am aware of the current crack down on certain risque topics, so I'm going to be careful here.

I don't live with my bird, but she spends an inordinate amount of time here pecking my head. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy her company and we get on well, but I do feel a sense of relief when she fucks off home for a bit. This of course means that I can enjoy a bit of "GSC Time" with my favourite ladies, many of whom are mentioned on Kev's successful voting thread.

However, just recently I have been savouring my usual chill out time online, but after I have completed my enjoyment a certain black dude has descended over my demeanour. It almost feels like... love?

Now this is an emotion I am extremely unfamiliar with, especially when it comes to internet porn. Is it a sign of old age? Can the members on here who are over 35 tell me if they get the same feeling of guilt when they have had a wank over a 21 year old Dutch model with massive tits? Or is it just a passing fad? I would say the symptoms have been going on for about a week now.
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;-)<br /><br />-- Tue Apr 24, 2012 6:41 pm --<br /><br />I sure do like a girl in cloggs and stockings mmmm
 
I only tend to knock one out when I'm single. I think GSC is doing something wrong.
 
I see nothing wrong with knocking one out over a bit of porn on the internet.

The other passengers on the no. 8 think otherwise judging by the way they are shuffling around uncomfortably.
 
Perhaps we should all be part of a scientific study. Every time the OP knocks one out he should come on here (see what I did there) and tell us how he is feeling and we can judge wether he should feel guilty or not.
 
GSC, what you need mate is to move on to the cougar variety of female entertainment. Any feelings of guilt will be replaced by a warming sense of making them happy
 
Exactly. The maturing lady craves attention, needs to feel that she can do it. And to be fair, they often do it better than the younger lasses. No substitute for experience.
 
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The guilt is due t oall teh women imprisoned in your cellar. Hell, you dont even let your wife stay with you incase she might find out
 
I suspect the guilt is founded on the ladies league table now immovably impregnated in your mind

1. internet hookers who will do anything for a tenner 46pts
2. girlfriend 3pts

when you are firing up google with one hand whilst waving the woman down the driveway with the other, your mind plays terrible tricks on you as you are leading an increasingly divisive life.

I suggest you re-enact some of your search history "favourites" with the missus in order to recreate some togetherness in your relationship, film it and post it on the internet. You can then have the pleasure of errr, killing two birds with one stone at the click of a mouse.....

Please post a tenner for my advice...
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
GSC, what you need mate is to move on to the cougar variety of female entertainment. Any feelings of guilt will be replaced by a warming sense of making them happy
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Sort of like I'm doing them a favour? I like your thinking, update soonest.
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Any update yet ? Whats happening for fooks sake, we the public need to know.
 
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I've started a thread. Please keep us informed of this terrible affliction.
 
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