Fergies red wine club

[Pubteam Lomas]

Just seen that Steve Keen has thanked Fergiescum for his support. Unbelievable innit, and remind who the tw8ts play next.
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[deano ou812]

all part of the process to soften them up further for a good hammering,telling him to stick it out when he's basically doing a piss poor job,come saturday evening fergie will turn his attenion to us,saying something like sundeland players playing to impress o'neill and never an easy place to get a result,anything to start cranking the pressure on us....

 

[super_city_si]

all part of the process to soften them up further for a good hammering,telling him to stick it out when he's basically doing a piss poor job,come saturday evening fergie will turn his attenion to us,saying something like sundeland players playing to impress o'neill and never an easy place to get a result,anything to start cranking the pressure on us....

Hahah, so true. its that predictable these days.

 

[mike channon´s windmill]

Just managed to get my hands on an official transcript of said conversation


SAF " Awight there Stevie , ets Sirwawex here , just cawin tae wish ya a Merry Chwistmas and a Happy New Year"

SK " Hello Fergie - ahem sorry - Sir Alex , aye thanks very much and the same tae ye"

" Well just wanted tae gev ye a wittle advice seeing ye seem tae be in a spot ´o twouble Stevie"

" Aye , what´s that Sir Alex?"

" Just make sure ye take the ewastic oot yer pwayers shorts on Satde"

"Ah ye don´t say Sir Alex - why´s that then?"

"Well just tae make sure they´re roond yer pwayers ankles by keck - off time - ha ha hey - what a hoot I am , ye get me Stevie boy"

" Ah but Sir Alex yer ken we need the points - it´s desperate - would ye no want tae help oot a fellow Scot?"

" Stuff that Stevie boy - d´ye no ken I´ve the bwoody noisy fuckn neighbours twyin tae take ma title away? Wisten - I´ll make it easier for ye - I´ve arranged a consignment of KY jelly tae be dewivered to yer dressing room - haaa ha! - get me Stevie boy - are ye weady tae take it?"

"Well I suppose it´s hogmanay and yer birthday too ye ol cu.. ahem yer majesty"

" That´s the sperret Stevie boy - dinnae forget ma bottle ´o Bells or I´ll have ye on a charge afore that bwu coont Bernstein - ye wouldnae want that now I tell ye from fookin expewience"

" Alright Ferg....errr Sir Alex - I´ll see what I can dae"

" See what ye can dae? I´ll gae ye a hand ma´sen wi the lube, even a fist if I have tae Stevie - get me - ha haaaa! Happy New Year Stevie!"

"Aye Happy New Year yer pissc......ahem yer ol goat ye Fergie"

"Sir Awex tae ye Stevie - awight bye then"

"Aye"

 

[The Future's Blue]

I can see a nice 4-0 coming up, just so nobody suspects.

 

[Skashion]

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[Sky Blue Red]

I can see a nice 4-0 coming up, just so nobody suspects.

5-0 would be better, thanks.

 

[dannybcity]

I can see a nice 4-0 coming up, just so nobody suspects.

5-0 would be better, thanks.

What about a 6-1? Now thats a proper hammering.

 

[Vienna_70]

Shouldn't that be red whine club?

 

[The Future's Blue]

I can see a nice 4-0 coming up, just so nobody suspects.

5-0 would be better, thanks.

What about a 6-1? Now thats a proper hammering.

What game was that then? Was it the Rags against some team from a lower division, like Palace?