Fergusons Book (Merged)

Its what they do at the swamp, they have no class, I wouldn't read piss cans book if it was the last book on earth. As they say these days, there are lies damn lies and everything bacon face says! Hope they get tonked in the CL, Moyes said on the radio today that they were already home n dry...But they are obviously not underestimating their opponents....Just like they didn't on Sept 22nd... C****
 
Exeter Blue I am here said:
I see that Moyes has accidentally on purpose left his suitcase open at Manchester Airport, so the press could spot his copy of Taggart's boring book inside. Fucking shameless plugging.......
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If Sour Alex ever bagged me a 6 year, multi-million pound contract for a job that is way beyond my abilities, I'd happily plug this latest steaming pile of bitterness, he calls an autobiography, too.
 
Fergusons ramblings.

“We battered them for 40 minutes in that game. Absolutely battered them. We should have dbeen three or four up. The referee allowed Micah Richards to boot lumps out of Ashley Young, overlooking five fouls in a row. At half-time we were really controlling the game. Then we had a man sent off just after the break. If you watch it again, Mario Balotelli pulls Jonny Evans first….”

“There was never a point where City looked a superior side to us.”


We'll in the interests of proving to myself that my marbles had not prematurely vacated my cranium I have just watched the 1-6 drubbing with a smile from ear to ear. I can now confirm that the 40 minutes where Utd battered us in that game only in fact happened between the ears of the Govan piss can and the actual complete game was dominated from start to finish by the noisy neighbours. The 3 or 4 goals that Utd should have been in front were yet another figment of the whiskey blurred imagination of TGPC. As for Micah booting lumps out of the diving twat Young, we'll that doesn't happen in my recording of the game either. The man is a liar, a bully and now a fucking fraud.
 
Saddo that I am I have just checked the BBC text commentary on the match. Micah committed four fouls all game, three on Young and one on Wellshite. As a team we committed 11 fouls they committed 15. They had four bookings and a red and we had three bookings. They only had eight shots on target to our 12. Why let the facts get in the way thought Slurgie you stupid lying ****
 
I saw Scholes book for £1 on O2 Priorities the other day. I am now considering my network provider as in on the joke. Fergie's "My Book" or "My Autobiography" (Originally titled, "Drink, feck, ref"?) sounds from second hand accounts like he will slag off those he gave birth to, made, and created from his own womb. How dare they stab him? He is their God. Nope, won't be reading that sh**e or The Sun.

Give me Uwe's, Ken Barne's, The Goat's books anyday - they have thoughtful titles, content and don't look to impale their contacts through time on metal railings.
 
3 lads at work have received a full PDF version of (do you want some egg with that) bacon faces autobiography. Full marks to whoever started sending that round.

And just noticed that it is already at 1/2 price in WHSmiths! Seems his controversy is not all that appealing after all!

Really made my day!
 
bluemooninho said:
3 lads at work have received a full PDF version of (do you want some egg with that) bacon faces autobiography. Full marks to whoever started sending that round.

And just noticed that it is already at 1/2 price in WHSmiths! Seems his controversy is not all that appealing after all!

Really made my day!
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1/2 price already? Hopefully the price keeps dropping, its on its way to replace bog roll in my house by christmas
 
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