Few of the "old time" united firm out Wednesday

melman said:
WNRH said:
galaxy chocolate defenders



MARS BARS, MARS BARS, THE BEST CHOCOLATE SNACK IN THE LAND AND ALL THE WORLDDDDD
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far be it from me to argue off topicly, but that's bollocks.

galaxy >>>>>> mars.


nqat.

:~)
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HARK NOW HEAR, THE MARS BARS SING, THE GALAXY RAN AWAY, AND WE WILL FIGHT FOR EVER MORE BECAUSE OF CHOCOLATE PIE DAY!
 
There's a big crew coming up from Laaandaaaan to give it our lads big time.

Not as many as they'd hoped as some of their Mums caught them wagging school this morning and took them back in.

The Croyden Massive had a problem as today clashed with P.E. and they all like that - it's football and they can pretend to be utd. whilst the rest of the lads have to put up with poor refereeing decisons from Mr. Yung - a Korean temp teacher who has been a life long utd supporter but sadly has never been able to get a ticket to a game.

The Hampstead Cruisers had a major setback when Fat Pete lost his rucksack with everyone's packed lunches in. They had to call it off as they all know that fighting on an empty stomach is dangerous and can lead to cramps.

The Paddington Bearbaiters should be there in full force as there is a local election so the school is shut - something to do with a Tory councilor, a melon and a pound of raw liver. Asif Imard's Dad has a mini-market and he's nicked a four pack of Skol and two bottles of WKD - so watch out for them as they'll be pissed and well up for it.

A big crew known as the Battersea Dangerous Dogs have been caught up in a local territory war with some scallies off the adjoining council estate over who has rights to the benches nearest the swings. So all of their forces are tied up there.

Finally the Barking Mad Dogs are tooled up with some knives they got out of the ploughmans lunch cheese and cracker packs they nabbed from the station.
Add that to the fact they've been on normal cola and not the de-caffeinated rolla-cola their Mums usually get from Spar - these boys are tripping their tits off!

Watch it grown up men of Manchester - you have been warned!
 
daveduke67 said:
There's a big crew coming up from Laaandaaaan to give it our lads big time.

Not as many as they'd hoped as some of their Mums caught them wagging school this morning and took them back in.

The Croyden Massive had a problem as today clashed with P.E. and they all like that - it's football and they can pretend to be utd. whilst the rest of the lads have to put up with poor refereeing decisons from Mr. Yung - a Korean temp teacher who has been a life long utd supporter but sadly has never been able to get a ticket to a game.

The Hampstead Cruisers had a major setback when Fat Pete lost his rucksack with everyone's packed lunches in. They had to call it off as they all know that fighting on an empty stomach is dangerous and can lead to cramps.

The Paddington Bearbaiters should be there in full force as there is a local election so the school is shut - something to do with a Tory councilor, a melon and a pound of raw liver. Asif Imard's Dad has a mini-market and he's nicked a four pack of Skol and two bottles of WKD - so watch out for them as they'll be pissed and well up for it.

A big crew known as the Battersea Dangerous Dogs have been caught up in a local territory war with some scallies off the adjoining council estate over who has rights to the benches nearest the swings. So all of their forces are tied up there.

Finally the Barking Mad Dogs are tooled up with some knives they got out of the ploughmans lunch cheese and cracker packs they nabbed from the station.
Add that to the fact they've been on normal cola and not the de-caffeinated rolla-cola their Mums usually get from Spar - these boys are tripping their tits off!

Watch it grown up men of Manchester - you have been warned!
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Mr Yung should be chuffed then 'cos the rags still haven't managed to sell their 2010/2011 season ticket allocation. . . there are plenty of tickets for anyone wanting to go to the swamp . . just a lack of takers is all 'cos they see the writing on the wall and can't be arsed dibbing up to see a very ordinary salford 11 cheat like f#ck but fail to win yet again.
No trophies = no fans at the swamp. . . they don't like to have it up 'em and we'll ram a barge pole up 'em tonight (rat boy might like it though 'cos he's been well reamed out by Slur ArseLicks).
 
daveduke67 said:
There's a big crew coming up from Laaandaaaan to give it our lads big time.

Not as many as they'd hoped as some of their Mums caught them wagging school this morning and took them back in.

The Croyden Massive had a problem as today clashed with P.E. and they all like that - it's football and they can pretend to be utd. whilst the rest of the lads have to put up with poor refereeing decisons from Mr. Yung - a Korean temp teacher who has been a life long utd supporter but sadly has never been able to get a ticket to a game.

The Hampstead Cruisers had a major setback when Fat Pete lost his rucksack with everyone's packed lunches in. They had to call it off as they all know that fighting on an empty stomach is dangerous and can lead to cramps.

The Paddington Bearbaiters should be there in full force as there is a local election so the school is shut - something to do with a Tory councilor, a melon and a pound of raw liver. Asif Imard's Dad has a mini-market and he's nicked a four pack of Skol and two bottles of WKD - so watch out for them as they'll be pissed and well up for it.

A big crew known as the Battersea Dangerous Dogs have been caught up in a local territory war with some scallies off the adjoining council estate over who has rights to the benches nearest the swings. So all of their forces are tied up there.

Finally the Barking Mad Dogs are tooled up with some knives they got out of the ploughmans lunch cheese and cracker packs they nabbed from the station.
Add that to the fact they've been on normal cola and not the de-caffeinated rolla-cola their Mums usually get from Spar - these boys are tripping their tits off!

Watch it grown up men of Manchester - you have been warned!
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lol, post of the month if rthere is such a thing.
 
hisroyalblueness said:
daveduke67 said:
There's a big crew coming up from Laaandaaaan to give it our lads big time.

Not as many as they'd hoped as some of their Mums caught them wagging school this morning and took them back in.

The Croyden Massive had a problem as today clashed with P.E. and they all like that - it's football and they can pretend to be utd. whilst the rest of the lads have to put up with poor refereeing decisons from Mr. Yung - a Korean temp teacher who has been a life long utd supporter but sadly has never been able to get a ticket to a game.

The Hampstead Cruisers had a major setback when Fat Pete lost his rucksack with everyone's packed lunches in. They had to call it off as they all know that fighting on an empty stomach is dangerous and can lead to cramps.

The Paddington Bearbaiters should be there in full force as there is a local election so the school is shut - something to do with a Tory councilor, a melon and a pound of raw liver. Asif Imard's Dad has a mini-market and he's nicked a four pack of Skol and two bottles of WKD - so watch out for them as they'll be pissed and well up for it.

A big crew known as the Battersea Dangerous Dogs have been caught up in a local territory war with some scallies off the adjoining council estate over who has rights to the benches nearest the swings. So all of their forces are tied up there.

Finally the Barking Mad Dogs are tooled up with some knives they got out of the ploughmans lunch cheese and cracker packs they nabbed from the station.
Add that to the fact they've been on normal cola and not the de-caffeinated rolla-cola their Mums usually get from Spar - these boys are tripping their tits off!

Watch it grown up men of Manchester - you have been warned!
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Mr Yung should be chuffed then 'cos the rags still haven't managed to sell their 2010/2011 season ticket allocation. . . there are plenty of tickets for anyone wanting to go to the swamp . . just a lack of takers is all 'cos they see the writing on the wall and can't be arsed dibbing up to see a very ordinary salford 11 cheat like f#ck but fail to win yet again.
No trophies = no fans at the swamp. . . they don't like to have it up 'em and we'll ram a barge pole up 'em tonight (rat boy might like it though 'cos he's been well reamed out by Slur ArseLicks).
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Was PM'd this by one of the Croyden Massive who wants to remain "unanimous"

Uz dat saying dat mizta YUng int a red cos e iz ryt. thur int no tikits abowt is der man - not lyk uz - uw cnt cell out for n-e-fings.

us propa fans lyk watch unytd evrywekk on ma m8's laptop so we iz propa fanz. u iz glori unting int ya. wez watchd us evryweek if we aynt in detenshun or yung offendas

so leev mist yUng alown es lyk loadz of us and der aint no tikets - xsept for shyt gamz lyk leeg cup or shyt teems or urop cupz kwalifyers. Seezan tykits ares shyt aniwayz - yu ave 2 go all da tym an a lot ov fanz int evin in dis cuntry iz thay? anywayz iz a long way from ere so u shunt say we shud cum and c da team coz we kant aford it - mowst of da reds ere are on benyfits an can onli afford sky hd and london games so dunt pik on em cos deyre dizabled - thaz racist doin that.

u is blu muppits int ya - ur gona get fukin beet reel gud on saturdayz wen uz go to owld trafod - roonyz gonna get a natrik and owin wil azwel and burgatol wil get loadz cum on da redz

uNIteD iz tHe BesT Teem in uROpe
 
This thread is classic. They will all get locked up anyway just like the semi and their mate's will have to come and get them on their scooters because they won't want to call their Mam's and tell them they got nicked
 
daveduke67 said:
hisroyalblueness said:
Mr Yung should be chuffed then 'cos the rags still haven't managed to sell their 2010/2011 season ticket allocation. . . there are plenty of tickets for anyone wanting to go to the swamp . . just a lack of takers is all 'cos they see the writing on the wall and can't be arsed dibbing up to see a very ordinary salford 11 cheat like f#ck but fail to win yet again.
No trophies = no fans at the swamp. . . they don't like to have it up 'em and we'll ram a barge pole up 'em tonight (rat boy might like it though 'cos he's been well reamed out by Slur ArseLicks).
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Was PM'd this by one of the Croyden Massive who wants to remain "unanimous"

Uz dat saying dat mizta YUng int a red cos e iz ryt. thur int no tikits abowt is der man - not lyk uz - uw cnt cell out for n-e-fings.

us propa fans lyk watch unytd evrywekk on ma m8's laptop so we iz propa fanz. u iz glori unting int ya. wez watchd us evryweek if we aynt in detenshun or yung offendas

so leev mist yUng alown es lyk loadz of us and der aint no tikets - xsept for shyt gamz lyk leeg cup or shyt teems or urop cupz kwalifyers. Seezan tykits ares shyt aniwayz - yu ave 2 go all da tym an a lot ov fanz int evin in dis cuntry iz thay? anywayz iz a long way from ere so u shunt say we shud cum and c da team coz we kant aford it - mowst of da reds ere are on benyfits an can onli afford sky hd and london games so dunt pik on em cos deyre dizabled - thaz racist doin that.

u is blu muppits int ya - ur gona get fukin beet reel gud on saturdayz wen uz go to owld trafod - roonyz gonna get a natrik and owin wil azwel and burgatol wil get loadz cum on da redz

uNIteD iz tHe BesT Teem in uROpe
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My head just exploded!
 
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