FHM Top 100

[Cellarite]

I can't believe that gypsy skank has made the list. I feel like I've lost my swagger.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Tulisa at number 1?

Fuck me, that's a new low.

However, the upside is that I've never been with anything rougher than.....the sexiest woman in the world which is something I thought I'd never be able to say.

 

[stony]

Tulisa at number 1?

Fuck me, that's a new low.

However, the upside is that I've never been with anything rougher than.....the sexiest woman in the world which is something I thought I'd never be able to say.

Never heard of her before today. What does, or rather who does she do?

 

[johnny on the spot]

Tulisa at number 1?

Fuck me, that's a new low.

However, the upside is that I've never been with anything rougher than.....the sexiest woman in the world which is something I thought I'd never be able to say.

Never heard of her before today. What does, or rather who does she do?

Gives shite blowjobs on home video.

 

[The Scarlet Pimpernel]

Tulisa at number 1?

Fuck me, that's a new low.

However, the upside is that I've never been with anything rougher than.....the sexiest woman in the world which is something I thought I'd never be able to say.

Never heard of her before today. What does, or rather who does she do?

All I know is that she's an xfactor judge but why? I have no idea....

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Fucking joke - i could find 100 women fitter than Cher Lloyd, Rihanna, Jessie J or Tulisa on an average Saturday in Manchester... the young lads of today will wank over anything it would seem... they need some self respect and to start throwing them out over a much better class of totty, rather than the skanks they have picked...

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Tulisa at number 1?

Fuck me, that's a new low.

However, the upside is that I've never been with anything rougher than.....the sexiest woman in the world which is something I thought I'd never be able to say.

Never heard of her before today. What does, or rather who does she do?

She's one of Simon Cowell's nob polishers.

 

[stony]

Gives shite blowjobs on home video.

All I know is that she's an xfactor judge but why? I have no idea....

I bet it's not Cowell she's noshing, not unless she's got a cock we don't know about, allegedly.<br /><br />-- Wed May 02, 2012 3:16 pm --<br /><br />

Tulisa at number 1?

Fuck me, that's a new low.

However, the upside is that I've never been with anything rougher than.....the sexiest woman in the world which is something I thought I'd never be able to say.

Never heard of her before today. What does, or rather who does she do?

She's one of Simon Cowell's nob polishers.

Has Gareth Gates been sacked then ? I don't keep up with all this hear say.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Has Gareth Gates been sacked then ? I don't keep up with all this hear say.

He was last seen about to enter Jordan. He obviously got lost inside.

 

[Aguero_Element]

LANA DEL RAY


TULISA


i call fake