FIFA rage

Re: FIFA RAGE!!!!!!!

After football manager 2008 on xbox froze, i launced my controller at the radiator, jamming the left trigger. I then used a knife to try and fix it, but bent the knife

whilst playing fifa i have done similar things; my contoller has had bits falling off it and pushed back in so much that it has a rattle now

but i have developed a technique which involves me throwing my remote to the left onto my sofa, so it prevents any damage.

I also snapped a tv remote with my bare hands
 
Re: FIFA RAGE!!!!!!!

On the rare occasions I do lose I just turn round and launch the controller at the sofa behind me causing it no harm whatsoever, then enabling me to batter the twat that beat me in the re-match. The thing that does piss me off is when someone beats you with a jammy goal and they don't give you a re-match.
 
Re: FIFA RAGE!!!!!!!

Josh Blue said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Josh Blue said:
Basically playing online, 1-1 against the scum and its A goal kick, Joe Hart passes it short towards Kompany when Shrek intercepts and puts it away into the empty net in my rage i screamed with the cat next to me who then clawed me to i grabbed the little fecker with both hands and before i knew it it was breathing and was dead.... So after calming down I knew my Mum would go mad so had to make it look like i didnt do it so took it outside with a knife and hammer, inflicted wounds to the body and left it in the road to look like a hit and run, story believed, job sorted.

"I knew my mum would go mad". Brilliant. I don't know whether to be in awe of the most amazing post I've ever seen, or ring the police.


Police were rang and went looking for a blue Vauxall Corsa

People do realise all these things indicate a precursor for psyshopatic behaviour, not really something to be praised or to be proud of, I would get some serious psychological/psychiatric help if I were you.
 
Re: FIFA RAGE!!!!!!!

gaudinho's stolen car said:
Anybody who hasn't read this go to the start. The cat strangling episode is my all-time Bluemoon highlight.

It had me in fookin' stiches for hours that did. Still had a bit of a chuckle when I read through it before.

Bluemoon comedy gold that is.
 
Re: FIFA RAGE!!!!!!!

Blueboy Danny said:
Josh Blue said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
"I knew my mum would go mad". Brilliant. I don't know whether to be in awe of the most amazing post I've ever seen, or ring the police.


Police were rang and went looking for a blue Vauxall Corsa

People do realise all these things indicate a precursor for psyshopatic behaviour, not really something to be praised or to be proud of, I would get some serious psychological/psychiatric help if I were you.

Cheers dad.
 
Re: FIFA RAGE!!!!!!!

Josh Blue said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Josh Blue said:
I strangled my cat when i lost in the last minute, had to make it look like an accident after I calmed down haha, oh well.

This has got potential.

What did you say had happened?

Basically playing online, 1-1 against the scum and its A goal kick, Joe Hart passes it short towards Kompany when Shrek intercepts and puts it away into the empty net in my rage i screamed with the cat next to me who then clawed me to i grabbed the little fecker with both hands and before i knew it it was breathing and was dead.... So after calming down I knew my Mum would go mad so had to make it look like i didnt do it so took it outside with a knife and hammer, inflicted wounds to the body and left it in the road to look like a hit and run, story believed, job sorted.

dont find that funny one bit
 
Re: FIFA RAGE!!!!!!!

gaudinho's stolen car said:
Blueboy Danny said:
Josh Blue said:
Police were rang and went looking for a blue Vauxall Corsa

People do realise all these things indicate a precursor for psyshopatic behaviour, not really something to be praised or to be proud of, I would get some serious psychological/psychiatric help if I were you.

Cheers dad.

Psychopathic tendencies can sometimes be recognized in childhood or early adolescence. If recognized, a diagnosis of Conduct Disorder, or possibly the related Oppositional Defiant Disorder, may be given. However, while these childhood signs have been found in a significantly higher proportion of psychopaths than in the general population, it must be stressed that not all the subjects of such childhood diagnoses turn out to be psychopaths as adults, or even disordered at all. Therefore, psychopathy is not normally diagnosed in children or adolescents, and some jurisdictions explicitly forbid diagnosing minors with psychopathy and similar personality disorders. This is because such a diagnosis "fails to capture the emotional, cognitive, and interpersonality traits — egocentricity and lack of remorse, empathy, or guilt - that are so important in the diagnosis of psychopathy."

Children showing strong psychopathic precursors often appear immune to punishment; nothing seems to modify their undesirable behavior. Consequently parents usually give up, and the behavior worsens.

The following childhood indicators are to be seen not as to the type of behavior, but as to its relentless and unvarying occurrence. Not all must be present concurrently, but at least a number of them need to be present over a period of years.[65] These indicators are sufficient - but not necessary - indicators of possible psychopathy.[citation needed]

* An extended period of bedwetting past the preschool years, not due to any medical problem.
* Precocious sadism, often expressed as profound animal abuse.
* Pathological firesetting, lacking in obvious homicidal intent. Not to be confused with playing with matches, which is not uncommon for preschoolers. This is the deliberate setting of destructive fires with utter disregard for the property and lives of others.
* Lying, often without discernible objectives, extending beyond a child's normal impulse not to be punished. These lies are so extensive it is often impossible to know lies from truth.
* Theft and truancy.
* Aggression towards peers and relatives. The aggression can include physical and verbal abuse, getting others into trouble, or a campaign of psychological torment.

The three indicators — bedwetting, cruelty to animals and firestarting, known as the Macdonald triad — were first described by J.M. MacDonald as "red flag" indicators of psychopathy and future episodic aggressive behavior. However, subsequent research has found that bedwetting is not a significant factor. The question of whether young children with early indicators of psychopathy respond poorly to intervention, compared to conduct-disordered children without these traits, has only recently been examined in controlled clinical research. The empirical findings from this research have been consistent with broader anecdotal evidence, pointing to poor treatment outcomes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy

Not really a laughing matter.
 

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