gaudinho's stolen car said:
This has got potential.
What did you say had happened?
Basically playing online, 1-1 against the scum and its A goal kick, Joe Hart passes it short towards Kompany when Shrek intercepts and puts it away into the empty net in my rage i screamed with the cat next to me who then clawed me to i grabbed the little fecker with both hands and before i knew it it was breathing and was dead.... So after calming down I knew my Mum would go mad so had to make it look like i didnt do it so took it outside with a knife and hammer, inflicted wounds to the body and left it in the road to look like a hit and run, story believed, job sorted.
