fighting

[Esteban de la Sexface]

had a scrap at school cos someone hit me with a compass and it stuck in my head. Got up and belted the nearest person to me.. turned out to be the hardest fooker in the class. Got thrown all over the class room.. and then after it was over I twatted him again after he sat down.. kicked the piss out of me again he did.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

wen i was 12 i had a fight with a mate, over who sits next to who in class haha! how sad

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Had a £10 bet that a lad I used to know couldn't not knock me down with ten free punches. At around eight tries around my head he decided to go for my ballss, I stayed upright and threw one back in his face and HE went down.

I gave him the tenner in pity.

PMSL Willy waving of the highest quality, I live with a kid though who takes bullshitting to new highs!

Anyway the response you obviously need here is 'wow BT you must be dead hard and the cock of your street' so there you go butter balls.

Love is all and I do love you

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Had a £10 bet that a lad I used to know couldn't not knock me down with ten free punches. At around eight tries around my head he decided to go for my ballss, I stayed upright and threw one back in his face and HE went down.

I gave him the tenner in pity.

fucking hell! if i got hit in the pills i would drop like a sack of spuds! ALL HAIL BANNED balls of steel TOSSPOT!!!

It usually takes a few seconds for the fact you've took a hit to the nuts so I was gritting my teeth as I walked away.

 

[dancingsilverback]

when was 15 went on school trip to Callela in Spain, was after one of the girls on the trip, so was my best mate, he dissapeared one eve and came back to our room slaughtered, wouldnt tell me where hed been, just laughing, i told him if he didnt tell me if hed got off with her i was going to burn him with the travel iron, he just laughed, having said i was going to and i unbuttoned his shirt whilst he lay there fucked and laughing and now with a bit of an audience of rest of room, had to do it, asked him once more, he laughed, so i held the iron down on him for a bit.

not my proudest moment.

he screamed and then laughed and went to sleep. woke up in the morning and he was gone. when i met him later in the day he had something to show me, opened up his shirt and had a steroplast thing on his chest. pulled it back and was a massive blister. he thought he was sunburnt! teachers found out later that day when it got more serious. i got grounded for rest of holiday.

mates.

 

[Bigga]

Had a £10 bet that a lad I used to know couldn't not knock me down with ten free punches. At around eight tries around my head he decided to go for my ballss, I stayed upright and threw one back in his face and HE went down.

I'll take that bet, Darren! No ball kicks included. If I can spark you out in 10 punches I'll give 50 quid to charity and you 10 for your headaches.

All in the name of love, of course.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Had a £10 bet that a lad I used to know couldn't not knock me down with ten free punches. At around eight tries around my head he decided to go for my ballss, I stayed upright and threw one back in his face and HE went down.

I'll take that bet, Darren! No ball kicks included. If I can spark you out in 10 punches I'll give 50 quid to charity and you 10 for your headaches.

All in the name of love, of course.

You threatened to 'spark' me out once before.

I thought then as I do know that I was back in the 1980's and being in the presence of the school idiot.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I'd knock fuck out of anyone

 

[Matty]

I'd knock fuck out of anyone

You've mistaken the word 'knock' with the words 'bore the'.

 

[Matty]

Had a £10 bet that a lad I used to know couldn't not knock me down with ten free punches. At around eight tries around my head he decided to go for my ballss, I stayed upright and threw one back in his face and HE went down.

I'll take that bet, Darren! No ball kicks included. If I can spark you out in 10 punches I'll give 50 quid to charity and you 10 for your headaches.

All in the name of love, of course.

Are you going to be standing on someone's shoulders?!!!