Fireworks

Basically setting fire to money. I thought there was a recession on…. I’m obviously in the wrong job. Perhaps I should claim benefits and do some off the books stuff…. Seems like every other fucker is.
The 2nd part of the cost of living comes next week £324 I was told in the pub Saturday by someone who was proud he was getting it while vaping and drinking cider:)
 
I understand the sentiment but have been doing a bit of voluntary work recently with a local organization that helps abandoned wildlife like raccoons and particularly foxes. Rather then me babble on, have a read of this link and make your own mind up.
https://www.saveafox.org/post/should-i-feed-wild-foxes

I don't think those are particularly relevant to us in the UK.

The first two reasons are rabies and people killing foxes. We don't have rabies and people don't kill foxes here because our dickheads aren't all armed to the teeth.
 
I don't think those are particularly relevant to us in the UK.

The first two reasons are rabies and people killing foxes. We don't have rabies and people don't kill foxes here because our dickheads aren't all armed to the teeth.
Ah, gotcha
 
Just the Foxes n the Birds that have gone into hiding from what i've noticed, was wondering if the Squirrels were actually tone deaf, they seem to just be cracking on regardless, the numbers of em keep rapidly shooting up too n they defo no longer budge out of the way for humans as they used to.
Squirrels are nuts!

I swear I’ve seen one get excited when another nearly fell off a washing line, as if it was enjoying it and it was funny.

And they run across roads dodging cars or trying to run under them without getting run over for what seems like sport.

They’ll even sometimes jump out of trees at humans’ heads.

Honestly, make a point of watching them, they’re absolutely mental animals.
 
Squirrels are nuts!

I swear I’ve seen one get excited when another nearly fell off a washing line, as if it was enjoying it and it was funny.

And they run across roads dodging cars or trying to run under them without getting run over for what seems like sport.

They’ll even sometimes jump out of trees at humans’ heads.

Honestly, make a point of watching them, they’re absolutely mental animals.
Totally agree, i cut through this park near me everyday n it's literally as if they're all stoned having fun n acrobatic show boating whilst knowing full well they're being watched.

Luv it when the little blurts spin around when clinging to tree sides like spiderman.

The microcosm of Squirreldom is looking more n more orderly, be chasing humans out of parks within a couple of years i reckon
 
Totally agree, i cut through this park near me everyday n it's literally as if they're all stoned having fun n acrobatic show boating whilst knowing full well they're being watched.

Luv it when the little blurts spin around when clinging to tree sides like spiderman.
This is terrible, LSD and other drugs should never be legalised.
 
Tbh I fucking hate fireworks especially those who let them off when the shit event is over . Ban the lot and jail those who don’t adhere to the rules .
 
We know every year that Bonfire Night happens. I'm lucky enough to have a dog and cats that aren't arsed about them. But it's sad for pets that are.

It should be restricted to certain days around the event.

Like last night at midnight people letting them off. Big ones, what's the point at that time? I get the weekend before/after if it's midweek. If the day is a weekend, Friday/Sat should be enough time.
 
should be a named day (sat nearest the 5th) some fuckers seem to set them off when its someones birthday, a load went off after the city v chelsea
champions league final ,bunch of cunts
 
They were letting em off round my way till 2am, on normally otherwise quiet residential streets, some right loud as fuck bangers too, which in turn had every canine in vicinity howling n woofin into the even more earlier hours...

Fuckall regard to countless senior citizens trying to get a proper decent nights kipp.

Don't mind all the new year joy n noise that comes with it personally buh', shirley the parks are ideally better placed !
 

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