Fittest Bird On Planet

Holly shit... I was 21 when I used to dribble at this honey and watching these I'm at it again!

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Gulp.

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jimharri said:
You're fussy! And bloody hard pleased.
i had a bad experience with one of them warts,i hooked up with a girl one night,in a club,went home with her made the beast with two backs,next morning,she got up to make breakfast,i had a sneaky look,and congratulated myself for my fine taste in women,when i went down for breakfast,i looked at her face,she seemed to have a rice crispie stuck on her eye lid(which in itself was strange cause we were having eggs)being the new loving boyfriend,i reached over to pull it off,she let a huge fucking squeal out,and run to the bathroom with blood running down her face,yep it was'nt a rice crispie it was a wart,end of realationship
 
paddystyle said:
jimharri said:
You're fussy! And bloody hard pleased.
i had a bad experience with one of them warts,i hooked up with a girl one night,in a club,went home with her made the beast with two backs,next morning,she got up to make breakfast,i had a sneaky look,and congratulated myself for my fine taste in women,when i went down for breakfast,i looked at her face,she seemed to have a rice crispie stuck on her eye lid(which in itself was strange cause we were having eggs)being the new loving boyfriend,i reached over to pull it off,she let a huge fucking squeal out,and run to the bathroom with blood running down her face,yep it was'nt a rice crispie it was a wart,end of realationship
I thought she was supposed to be the one doing the pulling off?
 
jimharri said:
paddystyle said:
jimharri said:
You're fussy! And bloody hard pleased.
i had a bad experience with one of them warts,i hooked up with a girl one night,in a club,went home with her made the beast with two backs,next morning,she got up to make breakfast,i had a sneaky look,and congratulated myself for my fine taste in women,when i went down for breakfast,i looked at her face,she seemed to have a rice crispie stuck on her eye lid(which in itself was strange cause we were having eggs)being the new loving boyfriend,i reached over to pull it off,she let a huge fucking squeal out,and run to the bathroom with blood running down her face,yep it was'nt a rice crispie it was a wart,end of realationship
I thought she was supposed to be the one doing the pulling off?
pmsl
 
paddystyle said:
jimharri said:
You're fussy! And bloody hard pleased.
i had a bad experience with one of them warts,i hooked up with a girl one night,in a club,went home with her made the beast with two backs,next morning,she got up to make breakfast,i had a sneaky look,and congratulated myself for my fine taste in women,when i went down for breakfast,i looked at her face,she seemed to have a rice crispie stuck on her eye lid(which in itself was strange cause we were having eggs)being the new loving boyfriend,i reached over to pull it off,she let a huge fucking squeal out,and run to the bathroom with blood running down her face,yep it was'nt a rice crispie it was a wart,end of realationship


OH My GOD!
 
Bump.

Can I recommend a certain Bree Olsen. Im sure jimharri can work his magic, specifically while shes plying her trade jim, ;)
 

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