Flavour of the Month Managers

[Mayor West]

Paul Jewell.

Paul Jewell as been poor apart from Wigan and Bradford City

So, flavour of the month then?

 

[blue rebel]

Mark Hughes. That grey dull bastard was meant to be the great white hope after being Wales manager and at Blackburn. Turned out to be tactically inept over achiever with his arms folded.

The QPR chairman is still backing him and had the cheek to say that the "core of the Manchester City league winning team was made up of players brought in by Hughes". Is he really trying to take credit from Bobby and give it to that red numpty.

 

[peoffrey]

Mike Newell was hotly tipped when he was doing well at Luton!

 

[johnny on the spot]

Ian Holloway

 

[stony]

Mike Walker touted as England's next manager at Norwich City, went to a decent sized club in Everton and failed dramatically.
Paul Jewell draughted in to be Derby County's saviour and made them worse.
Howard Wilkinson seen as some sort of technically minded genius but both his personality and football was as boring as fuck.
Sam Allardyce claiming he'd have gotten a big job if he'd pronounced his name with an Italian twang. No Sam, if your goalie didn't walk off the pitch for a drink after 13 minutes instead of taking a fucking goalkick, you'd be better off.
Bruce Rioch was given his chance at Arsenal and apart from the signing of Denis Bergkamp, did very little.
My favourite though was King Kenny. Brought back by Liverpool as the Messiah who would get this great club back to their former glorys. Wasted about £80 million on Andy Carroll, Stewart Downing, Jordan Henderson and Charlie Adam.

You've missed every single ex-rag that somehow became a managerial great by association with the rasher faced, hard shoulder shitter.
For some reason the red tops in this country seem to think that any ex rag player will automatically become a great manager because bacon face has mentored them.

We've had Brian Robson, who licks the dregs out of empty sherry barrels when he's not mis managing football clubs.
Roy Keane, who thinks the best way to manage a team is to intimidate them and then go home to wank his dog.
Steve Bruce, the elephant faced fuckwit who's proved to be as loyal as the rats on a sinking ship. This could be forgiven, if it wasn't for the fact that he is usually the one in charge of the scuppering.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Mike Walker touted as England's next manager at Norwich City, went to a decent sized club in Everton and failed dramatically.
Paul Jewell draughted in to be Derby County's saviour and made them worse.
Howard Wilkinson seen as some sort of technically minded genius but both his personality and football was as boring as fuck.
Sam Allardyce claiming he'd have gotten a big job if he'd pronounced his name with an Italian twang. No Sam, if your goalie didn't walk off the pitch for a drink after 13 minutes instead of taking a fucking goalkick, you'd be better off.
Bruce Rioch was given his chance at Arsenal and apart from the signing of Denis Bergkamp, did very little.
My favourite though was King Kenny. Brought back by Liverpool as the Messiah who would get this great club back to their former glorys. Wasted about £80 million on Andy Carroll, Stewart Downing, Jordan Henderson and Charlie Adam.

You've missed every single ex-rag that somehow became a managerial great by association with the rasher faced, hard shoulder shitter.
For some reason the red tops in this country seem to think that any ex rag player will automatically become a great manager because bacon face has mentored them.

We've had Brian Robson, who licks the dregs out of empty sherry barrels when he's not mis managing football clubs.
Roy Keane, who thinks the best way to manage a team is to intimidate them and then go home to wank his dog.
Steve Bruce, the elephant faced fuckwit who's proved to be as loyal as the rats on a sinking ship. This could be forgiven, if it wasn't for the fact that he is usually the one in charge of the scuppering.

Mark (oh shit we are not winning) Hughes
Paul (how the fuck did i blag this job) Ince
Who can forget the legendary Ray the crab and Gordan (no fucking clue) Strachan

 

[peoffrey]

Ian Holloway

I disagree with that. He's done exceptionally well with Blackpool considering the budget - and nearly brought them back at the first time of asking. His time will come and it wouldn't surprise me if one of Bolton or Blackburn made an approach.

 

[KentBlue]

Holloway is yet another member of the Fergie Arse-Licker brigade, so he can stay in the lower leagues for the rest of his life as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Speaker]

Iain Dowie

 

[mugoz]

Brendan Rodgers