Florian Wirtz

[oakiecokie]

Drawing with his crayons

Thats because the fucker could never complete a dot to dot.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Sky Sports trying to get the dippers to hijack any potential bid. Cunts.

 

[Aguuuerroooooo]

Someone check on @Agueroooooooooooo …

This saga is only just getting started.

These last few minutes have been nothing but a complete circus. I’m not giving any of it the time of day.

The idea that he’s suddenly not coming here?

Not even worth entertaining.

It’s the same old anti-us narrative from the press, trying to downplay everything we’re building.
The guy was literally breathing Manchester air yesterday — and now they want us to believe he has no interest in leaving Germany?

Please. What a joke.

Cut the drama. This story is already written.


He’s coming home.
He’s coming home.
He’s coming.
Florian’s coming home.
I still believe — Pep made the call.
He’s coming home.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

A few things floating around on social media that City are starting to distance themselves from the Wirtz deal suddenly

Because some listen to any old crap on twitter and fall for it. Thank fuck I’m not on it.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Staying Skeptical until Millsy The Mosher and Charleygirl see him in the Arndale.

 

[Gorbachev]

A few things floating around on social media that City are starting to distance themselves from the Wirtz deal suddenly

I think we have moved on to Reijnders personally.

These last few minutes have been nothing but a complete circus. I’m not giving any of it the time of day.

The idea that he’s suddenly not coming here?

Not even worth entertaining.

It’s the same old anti-us narrative from the press, trying to downplay everything we’re building.
The guy was literally breathing Manchester air yesterday — and now they want us to believe he has no interest in leaving Germany?

Please. What a joke.

Cut the drama. This story is already written.


He’s coming home.
He’s coming home.
He’s coming.
Florian’s coming home.
I still believe — Pep made the call.
He’s coming home.

He was breathing Scouse air as well

 

[balotellishaircut]

You can only be so definitive if you know he has signed the contract. If you are expressing an opinion, maybe you could have used words such as 'I think...'

In his defence, he did say “in my opinion”

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Sky Sports trying to get the dippers to hijack any potential bid. Cunts.

I don’t think they’re trying anything personally. They are just being the know nothing knobheads they’ve always been.

 

[FromPollockToSilva]

Long way to come for a stick of rock and a donkey ride

Don't forget chlamydia

 

[mark ( blue army )]

I think everyone just needs to relax, too many stressing over this. If it happens great if not oh well we move on. We’ve got a cup final on Saturday, let’s just look forward to that. The media are going to be writing anything that isn’t pro City, so it’s no surprise that they’re linking him to everyone over us.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Wirtz: I've just been to see the best run club in the world. What can you offer me?

Dippers: Immunity.

Wirtz: What?

Dippers: Sign for us and you'll be protected on and off the pitch.

 

[harley]

Don't forget chlamydia

You as well must have been the same gal

 

[Shazza458]

So was he/his family in Manchester? Hearing so many conflicting reports.

 

[Claytop]

I'm fine, not sure about @Aguuuerroooooo though.
Unfortunately 2 very similar user names.

Fuck, sorry. I’ll remember to count the o’s next time…

 

[Aguuuerroooooo]

I don’t have the slightest doubt that’s he’s coming home…I’ve never been more excited than I am after these last 24 hours.

I honestly just want to blast these chants through the whole neighborhood and scream:

"Florian’s on fire, Pep is his supplier!"

 

[WesthoughtonJohn]

Kaveh on Sky now saying no meeting with Liverpool, others saying nothing with us either.

Is there a slim chance his family just wanted to see Blackpool?

That's his dream move.
Brought up on Tangerine dreams, watching videos of Sir Stanley Matthews and the 1953 FA Cup final.
Willing to sign on for free Harry Ramsdons for the duration of his contract.
(As likely as any other "story" doing the rounds until the actual news comes out)

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

So was he/his family in Manchester? Hearing so many conflicting reports.

Yes, according to Jack G.

That's good enough for me.

The rest seems like made up bullshit.

 

[samuelyeboah]

missed 2 hours, what did i miss

 

[Sky Blue]

He's not joining Liverpool. The journos on Twitter thought he said "I'm a bin dipper" and got all excited.....when in fact he just wanted a ride on the Big Dipper. Lost in translation.

 

[Goatmeal]

If we get all our targets, best get that kettle of piss on in Merseyside