Food when it goes right up its own a€$e

I have a feeling you may well be right, I like my good restaurants but to night was in a 3 star restaurant and it was just leaves and flowers probably costing a few hundred quid a pop, get a grip people, eat good food cooked well end of, it doesn't have to look like a master piece from some great artist to taste good. Should this go in the grumpy bastard thread?
I saw the programme. Put me in the grumpy bastard thread cos that arty farty food won't fill me up! I'm no peasant and I have eaten many different world cuisines, but pretentious food that has no substance to it has no place on my plate! I'm not interested in multiculoured swishes of some organic fucking pea juice and salad with flowers in it.

And don't get me started on that Heston bluming Neanderthal cooking food in a fucking food bath and making a fucking Jus from Whale saliva!!
 
I saw the programme. Put me in the grumpy bastard thread cos that arty farty food won't fill me up! I'm no peasant and I have eaten many different world cuisines, but pretentious food that has no substance to it has no place on my plate! I'm not interested in multiculoured swishes of some organic fucking pea juice and salad with flowers in it.

And don't get me started on that Heston bluming Neanderthal cooking food in a fucking food bath and making a fucking Jus from Whale saliva!!
I like the cut of your jib, rage against this bollocks, real food for real men, us gayers like it to mind, can't beat a bit of meat, why have tragic cones and Xhamster just sprung to mind
 
I like the cut of your jib, rage against this bollocks, real food for real men, us gayers like it to mind, can't beat a bit of meat, why have tragic cones and Xhamster just sprung to mind
Sorry Andy lol. I know Xhamster but tragic cones ?

I was on holiday in a small village of Boretto in Italy last September and found a small back street restaurant that had plenty of locals in. There were 4 of us dining. Complimentary fresh bread and olives.2 of us had a spag bol starter, we all had steak and chips 2 small glasses of local white wine and 2 Morettis between us followed by coffee. Steak was delicious. pasta was freshly made. Local authentic great quality food for a bill of 42 Euros!
 
we do that we go lanzarote a lot , and sod the frontline crap holes , know a amazing bar stuck in teh back of the town , used by coppers and taxi drivers and is amzing and cheap , and the fish restaraunts the locals go to , but we dont do full english , pub grub or roasts when we are awy , even th ekids will try the fish and local food,a lot of my mates own bars there and luckily they understand we wont eat in there places
 
Sorry Andy lol. I know Xhamster but tragic cones ?

I was on holiday in a small village of Boretto in Italy last September and found a small back street restaurant that had plenty of locals in. There were 4 of us dining. Complimentary fresh bread and olives.2 of us had a spag bol starter, we all had steak and chips 2 small glasses of local white wine and 2 Morettis between us followed by coffee. Steak was delicious. pasta was freshly made. Local authentic great quality food for a bill of 42 Euros!
Sounds great, the traffic cones was for TCIB off another thread, Guy was getting carried away :-)
 
best meal i have ever had was in a place called moulin de mombreaux in lumbres , pas de calais ,in france absolutely amazing and wasnt pretentious a small hotel and restaraunt , bes ever the chef was one of the best in franceworked in top end paris places , even ate at chateau tilques nearby england stayed there in world cup 98 , and jamie oliver worked there , was pretencious and wasnt good at all, but 3 times as expensive

oh and la belle epoque in knutsford that was just crap

Hah. My mum got married there.
 

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