Fools and horses

[paphos-mcfc]

Just watched ' Fatal Abstraction ' Where Del says to the dental receptionist who he thinks has been stalking him:

'you leave me and my family alone' to which she replies 'What do you want you moron?'
and Trigger turns up behind and says 'Just a couple of fillings'
PMSL

 

[bornblueegg]

After dels missus gives birth..

Del - Its a baby!

Rodders - 'What about the sex'

Del - 'Give 'er a chance Rodney she's just given birth'

 

[honkytonkman187]

Trigger talking about Gandhi

"well he made one great film and you never saw anything else of him"

Genius

 

[mancboy123]

I love the one where that guy is ranting in the waiting room at the hospital about all these layabouts and del walks up and lamps him and turns to the other people and says

"bet you wish youd gone private now dont you"

 

[scowy68]

in friday the 13th when the helicopter is outside and the psycho goes whos that and del goes "no its barratts"

brilliant

Same episode when they are talking about a psycho being on the loose,Del says to Grandad you don't even know what a Psycho is.To which he replies,of course i do,it's a geezer that dresses up in his mothers clothes.