Football Jokes...

[LCBblue]

Anyone???

You're impatient aren't you. A full minute and nobody replied! Wouldn't like to work for you.

Sorry mate... ;(

 

[Greg_C]

SWINE FLU UPDATE:
Epidemic hits Manchester, 60,000 United fans are sick as pigs!


and

REQUIRED WORKER
Job Title: Welder
Job Description: Welding the roof back on a double decker bus
Apply to: Manchester United, Old Trafford, Stretford


How are they?

 

[blue-TAK]

FOR SALE: 50,000 Champions League Winners Shirts-1p EACH

Go to <a class="postlink" href="http://www.overconfidentbastards@MUFC.co.uk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.overconfidentbastards@MUFC.co.uk</a>

 

[2bluegp]

What have Newcastle, Middlesboro and Roy Chubby Brown got in common?

They will all be playing Blackpool next season.

Nice...

I have another one but it might cause offence as it contains the name of a convicted murdered so I will leave that one I think!

what? alan shearer being a worse caretaker than ian huntley? you cant post that!!