Football or Sex?

[johnny on the spot]

I'm good at giving myself head and shit at football. Sex wins.

Steady on mate, self fellatio is abit much.

Mate, that ship sailed a long time ago. I'd have saved much stress otherwise.

 

[bobmcfc]

I don't think I could give up sex over football. Not if it was with someone who could ruin my guts with it and who was absolutely degrading to me.

Always knew you were a nymph!

I am not lol that is so disgusting

 

[2sheikhs]

I don't think I could give up sex over football. Not if it was with someone I was absolutely besotted with and who was absolutely madly in love with me.

You just had to get all girly about it, didn't you? :)

 

[bobmcfc]

I don't think I could give up sex over football. Not if it was with someone I was absolutely besotted with and who was absolutely madly in love with me.

You just had to get all girly about it, didn't you? :)

Yes but what Scotty put sounded so much nicer lol

 

[The perfect fumble]

who was absolutely degrading to me.

Some folk pay good money for that.

 

[bobmcfc]

who was absolutely degrading to me.

Some folk pay good money for that.

They do

 

[kenzie115]

Football. One of the easiest questions I have ever seen on here.

Really? You have over 5000 posts on a football forum but could give it up as easily as that?

I'm not suggesting everyone should choose to give up sex, I'd expect the majority to pick football, but I'm surprised it was such an easy choice.

 

[2sheikhs]

who was absolutely degrading to me.

Some folk pay good money for that.

They do

Put a question mark on the end of that Girlbob. You're losing your innocence.

 

[bobmcfc]

Some folk pay good money for that.

They do

Put a question mark on the end of that Girlbob. You're losing your innocence.

?

Is that ok ? Lol

 

[kye1991]

id just kill myself